Entries Tagged “Birds”

Funny Euphemisms

1. Sky Turkeys

Normies call them geese. See also Birds.

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Funny Questions

2. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Carrot?

A parrot. See also Birds, Vegetables.

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Funny Advice

3. Don’t count your chickens before they hatch. Remember, you’re raising alligators.

See also Birds, Reptiles.

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Funny Euphemisms

4. Water Chicken

Also known as a duck. See also Birds.

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Funny Euphemisms

5. Flappy Boi

Also known as a seagull. See also Birds.

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Funny Advice

6. Be Like a Duck

Paddling and working your ass off underwater, but showing a calm face on the surface. See also Birds.

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Funny Euphemisms

7. Beach Chickens

The better name for seagulls. See also Birds.

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Funny Insults

8. Prumphaensn

Polish for "fart-chicken". See also Birds, Flatulence, Polish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

9. An Owl and a Squirrel Are Sitting in a Tree, Watching a Farmer Go Around

The owl looks over to the squirrel and says nothing. The owl then eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey. See also Birds, Rodents.

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Funny Observations

10. Perhaps a Bat is Called a Bat Because it's Half Bird, Half Rat

See also Birds, Rodents.

Added by a Guest on December 3, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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