97 Entries Tagged “Birds”
Funny Animals
1. White Bellbird
Have you seen this thing? It has a weird worm dangling from the front of its face and has a call loud enough to immediately render you temporarily deaf. Terrifying. See also Birds.
Funny Animals
4. Balaeniceps Rex
The scientific name for the shoebill stork. See also Birds, Dinosaurs.
Funny Questions
5. Why is One Side of the V-formation of Ducks Flying Overhead Longer Than the Other?
It has more ducks. See also Birds.
Funny Jobs
6. Duck Herding Consultant
Job Description: Advise ducks on forming perfect V formations, navigating ponds efficiently, and quacking with confidence. Must mediate between rebellious ducks and strict pond leaders.
Perks: Fresh air and occasional bread crumbs. Opportunity to bond with nature’s sassiest creatures.
Requirement: Proficiency in “duck whispering” and a strong tolerance for wet feet.
See also Birds.
Funny Animals
9. Yellow-Bellied Sap Sucker
It’s just… its name sounds like an insult. See also Birds.