Entries Tagged “Birds”

Funny Euphemisms

1. Beach Chickens

The better name for seagulls. See also Birds.

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Funny Insults

2. Prumphaensn

Polish for "fart-chicken". See also Birds, Flatulence, Polish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3. An Owl and a Squirrel Are Sitting in a Tree, Watching a Farmer Go Around

The owl looks over to the squirrel and says nothing. The owl then eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey. See also Birds, Rodents.

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Funny Observations

4. Perhaps a Bat is Called a Bat Because it's Half Bird, Half Rat

Funny Things to Do

5. Buy a Parrot and Teach It to Say, "Help, I've Been Turned into a Parrot!''

Funny Phobias

6. Ornothophobia

The fear of birds, especially pigeons. See also Birds.

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Funny Nicknames

7. Poopy McJerkbeak

Name of the bird that pooped on my car this morning. See also Birds, Scatological.

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Funny Animals

8. Kakapo

A New Zealand parrot so fat it can't fly. See also Birds.

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Funny Animals

9. Potoos

This ugly bird is found in South America and has a cry of MNOOOOOOOOM that sounds like a teenager complaining to her mother. See also Birds.

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