Entries Tagged “Birds”

Funny Nicknames

1. Poopy McJerkbeak

Name of the bird that pooped on my car this morning. See also Birds, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on April 22, 2018| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

2. Kakapo

A New Zealand parrot so fat it can't fly. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on April 20, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

3. Potoos

This ugly bird is found in South America and has a cry of MNOOOOOOOOM that sounds like a teenager complaining to her mother. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on April 4, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

4. Pantless Thundergoose

Also known as an ostrich. See also Birds, Pants.

Added by a Guest on March 10, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Dances

5. Bird of Paradise Courtship Dance

Like this guy. See also Birds.

Added by Pachipower on February 23, 2018| 13 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

6. White Bellied Go Away Bird

Cute bird with a funny name. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on February 17, 2018| 19 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

7. Where Did the Seagull Leave His Toothbrush?

On the bathroom counter. See also Bathroom, Birds.

Added by a Guest on January 30, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

8. Eating Chicken on Thanksgiving

See also Birds.

Added by beep on November 28, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

9. If I Were a Bird, You Would be the First Person I'd Poop on

See also Birds, Scatalogical.

Added by a Guest on October 6, 2017| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

10. The Great Tit

A species of bird with the worst name. See also Birds, Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on June 12, 2017| 15 Comments | You Like This |

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