79 Entries Tagged “Birds”

Funny Euphemisms

1. Sky Squirrel

Also known as a seagull. See also Birds, Rodents.

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Funny Observations

2. Humans Cut Down Birdhouses to Make More Birdhouses

Think about it. See also Birds.

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Funny Movies

3. Birdemic: Shock and Terror

A horror romance drama. See also Birds.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4. Why Do Flamingos Stand on One Leg?

Because they lifted the other one, they’d fall over. See also Birds.

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Funny Animals

5. Rainbow Turkey

Also known as a parrot. See also Birds.

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Funny Observations

6. We Place Too Much Emphasis on the Early Bird’s Good Luck, and Not Enough on the Early Worm’s Bad Luck

Poor worm. See also Birds, Nature.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

7. What do you call a snake with the head of a pigeon?

Successful. See also Birds, Snakes.

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Funny Animals

8. Dickcissel

Poor bird. See also Birds.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

9. What’s Wet and Can Fly?

A wet bird. See also Birds, Water.

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Funny Insults

10. Hey, all the pigeons called, and they asked you to stop eating their food off the floor.

See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on April 12, 2021| Comment | You Like This |

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