70 Entries Tagged “Birds”

Funny Insults

1. Hey, all the pigeons called, and they asked you to stop eating their food off the floor.

See also Birds.

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Funny Quotes

2. “If I was an airplane, I would kill so many birds.”

See also Airplanes, Birds.

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Funny Names

3. The Unstoppable Goose Of Inevitable Destruction

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Added by a Guest on March 16, 2021| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

4. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

To get to the store for more toilet paper. See also Bathroom, Birds, Farming.

Added by a Guest on January 7, 2021| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

5. Fighting With the Goose For the Cracker

I mean, geese steal food right? See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on November 13, 2020| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

6. Fancy Chickens

Dressed to impress. Also known as penguins. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on October 29, 2020| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

7. Beach Chicken

Also known as a seagull. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on October 21, 2020| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

8. What Do You Call a Duck That Can't Swim?

A failure. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on September 8, 2020| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

9. Why Did the Ducks Cross the Road?

I don’t know. See also Birds, Ducks.

Added by a Guest on June 11, 2020| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

10. The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.

See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on May 28, 2020| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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