Entries Tagged “Birds”

Funny Phobias

1. Ornothophobia

The fear of birds, especially pigeons. See also Birds.

Added by AshnaR on July 5, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

2. Poopy McJerkbeak

Name of the bird that pooped on my car this morning. See also Birds, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on April 22, 2018| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

3. Kakapo

A New Zealand parrot so fat it can't fly. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on April 20, 2018| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

4. Potoos

This ugly bird is found in South America and has a cry of MNOOOOOOOOM that sounds like a teenager complaining to her mother. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on April 4, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

5. Pantless Thundergoose

Also known as an ostrich. See also Birds, Pants.

Added by a Guest on March 10, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Dances

6. Bird of Paradise Courtship Dance

Like this guy. See also Birds.

Added by Pachipower on February 23, 2018| 14 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

7. White Bellied Go Away Bird

Cute bird with a funny name. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on February 17, 2018| 19 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

8. Where Did the Seagull Leave His Toothbrush?

On the bathroom counter. See also Bathroom, Birds.

Added by a Guest on January 30, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

9. Eating Chicken on Thanksgiving

See also Birds.

Added by beep on November 28, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

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