63 Entries Tagged “Birds”

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. What Do You Call a Duck That Can't Swim?

A failure. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on September 8, 2020| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

2. Why Did the Ducks Cross the Road?

I don’t know. See also Birds, Ducks.

Added by a Guest on June 11, 2020| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

3. The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.

See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on May 28, 2020| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

4. What Language Do Penguins Think in?

See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on April 23, 2020| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

5. Penguin Breeder

Come on penguins, go do it. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on April 20, 2020| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

6. How long does it take for bird seed to grow into fully grown birds?

See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on April 15, 2020| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

7. Putting Two Pringles in Your Mouth and Pretending You're a Duck

Quack! See also Birds, Snacks.

Added by a Guest on April 9, 2020| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

8. Secret Government Surveillance Cameras

Also known as birds. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on April 6, 2020| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

9. Alektorophobia

An intense fear of chickens. See also Birds, Farming.

Added by a Guest on March 29, 2020| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

10. Pantless Thunder Goose

Also known as Ostrich. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on February 17, 2020| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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