89 Entries Tagged “Birds”
Funny Advice
43. Don’t count your chickens before they hatch. Remember, you’re raising alligators.
See also Birds, Reptiles.
Funny Advice
46. Be Like a Duck
Paddling and working your ass off underwater, but showing a calm face on the surface. See also Birds.
Funny Anti-Jokes
49. An Owl and a Squirrel Are Sitting in a Tree, Watching a Farmer Go Around
The owl looks over to the squirrel and says nothing. The owl then eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey. See also Birds, Rodents.
Funny Observations
50. Perhaps a Bat is Called a Bat Because it's Half Bird, Half Rat
See also Birds, Rodents.