99 Entries Tagged “Birds”

Funny Anti-Jokes

81. What is Heavier, 200 Pounds of Bricks or 200 Pounds of Feathers?

Feathers. Two hundred pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds. See also Birds.

Added by TheManTheMythTheLegend on April 29, 2016| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

82. An Owl and a Squirrel Sit in a Tree Watching a Farmer Go By

The owl says nothing because it can not talk.The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. See also Birds, Rodents.

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Funny Questions

83. What Do You Call A Magic Owl?

Hoodini. See also Birds.

Added by jaxthewizard on December 5, 2015| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

84. Green Heron

Have you seen this bird? It's all small and neckless and then FWOOP, huge neck. See also Birds.

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Funny Phobias

85. Alektorophobia

Fear of chickens. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on March 27, 2015| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

86. Cockscombs

The wiggly red bits on top of a rooster's head. (Yes, you can actually eat those.) See also Birds.

Added by jamesbaxterthehorse1916 on November 23, 2014| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

87. Harpy Eagle

Bird with a strikingly round face. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on October 12, 2014| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

88. Mute Swan

Pretty much like every other swan, but slightly less vocal. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on May 3, 2014| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

89. Yaffle

The loud call of the European Green woodpecker. See also Birds.

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Funny Advice

90. Never Walk by a Pigeon Coup with an Owl in Your Pocket

See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on October 29, 2013| 9 Comments | You Like This |

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