102 Entries Tagged “Birds”
Funny Anti-Jokes
81. Why Does It Suck to be a Penguin?
You have to live in a cold place. See also Birds.
Funny Animals
82. Moon Pigeons
A label NASA applied to the mysterious things astronauts would see on the moon. See also Birds.
Funny Insults
83. Walking Eagle
Donald Trump's Native American name. Given to him because he's so full of crap that he can't fly. See also Birds, Politics.
Funny Anti-Jokes
84. What is Heavier, 200 Pounds of Bricks or 200 Pounds of Feathers?
Feathers. Two hundred pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds. See also Birds.
Funny Anti-Jokes
85. An Owl and a Squirrel Sit in a Tree Watching a Farmer Go By
The owl says nothing because it can not talk.The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. See also Birds, Rodents.
Funny Animals
87. Green Heron
Have you seen this bird? It's all small and neckless and then FWOOP, huge neck. See also Birds.
Funny Foods
89. Cockscombs
The wiggly red bits on top of a rooster's head. (Yes, you can actually eat those.) See also Birds.