96 Entries Tagged “Birds”

Funny Anti-Jokes

21. Why Do Flamingos Stand on One Leg?

Because they lifted the other one, they’d fall over. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on December 30, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

22. Rainbow Turkey

Also known as a parrot. See also Birds.

Added by Joketeller2317 on December 4, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Observations

23. We Place Too Much Emphasis on the Early Bird’s Good Luck, and Not Enough on the Early Worm’s Bad Luck

Poor worm. See also Birds, Nature.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on December 2, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

24. What do you call a snake with the head of a pigeon?

Successful. See also Birds, Snakes.

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Funny Animals

25. Dickcissel

Poor bird. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on November 9, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

26. What’s Wet and Can Fly?

A wet bird. See also Birds, Water.

Added by a Guest on May 11, 2021| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

27. Hey, all the pigeons called, and they asked you to stop eating their food off the floor.

See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on April 12, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

28. “If I was an airplane, I would kill so many birds.”

See also Airplanes, Birds.

Added by a Guest on April 8, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

29. The Unstoppable Goose Of Inevitable Destruction

See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on March 16, 2021| 15 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

30. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

To get to the store for more toilet paper. See also Bathroom, Birds, Farming.

Added by a Guest on January 7, 2021| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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