# Entries Tagged “Math”

#### Funny Insults

## 1. Ten Ways To Insult Your Friends With Math

10. You're obtuse.

9. You're not normal.

8. You're so negative.

7. You're not natural.

6. You're irrational.

5. You're odd.

4. You're past your prime.

3. You're way off base.

2. You're such a square.

And the number one way to insult your friends with mathematics...

1. Your friends are all imaginary. See also *Math*.

#### Funny Things

## 3. Megagons

Polygons with one million sides and thus virtually indistinguishable from circles. You could just draw a circle when someone asks u 2 draw a megagon. See also *Geometry, Math, Shapes*.

#### Funny Things

## 5. The MC, M-, M+, and MR Buttons at the Top of a Calculator

I have never used these in my 18 years of life, not have I even learned what they do. See also *Math, Unnecessary, Useless*.

#### Funny Anti-Jokes

## 7. What's the Difference Between the Number 9 and the Number 6?

Three. See also *Math*.

#### Funny Sayings

## 9. 10 Out 0f 6 People Struggle With Fractions

And 750% of people struggle with percentages. See also *Math*.

#### Funny Anti-Jokes

## 10. How Many Mathematicians Does It Take to Fix a Light Bulb?

Someone's occupation has little to no bearing on their ability to accomplish simple tasks such as fixing a light bulb. This ability is more dependent on the life-experience of the particular individual, and a straightforward answer cannot be categorically determined for such a wide range of diverse individuals. See also *Math*.