# 24 Entries Tagged “Math”

#### Funny Anti-Jokes

## 1. Think of a Number Between 0 and 20.

Add 32.

Multiply it by 2.

Subtract 1.

Close your eyes.

Dark, isn't it?

See also *Math, Pranks*.

#### Funny Sayings

## 2. âˆš-1 2^3 âˆâ€™ Ï€... And it was Delicious!

Translates to "I ate sum pi ... and it was delicious" See also *Math*.

#### Funny Observations

## 3. The Average Age of a 12-Year-Old is 12.5Â Years Old

Think about it. See also *Math*.

#### Funny Questions

## 5. Did You Hear About the Mathematician Who is Scared of Negative Numbers?

He will stop at nothing to avoid them. See also *Math*.

#### Funny Tattoos

## 6. A Calculator

That way you won't ever have to worry about failing a math test. See also *Math, Schools*.

#### Funny Anti-Jokes

## 7. What Do You Call Someone Who Can Find the Square Root of 326,769?

Good at math. See also *Math*.

#### Funny Insults

## 8. Ten Ways To Insult Your Friends With Math

10. You're obtuse.

9. You're not normal.

8. You're so negative.

7. You're not natural.

6. You're irrational.

5. You're odd.

4. You're past your prime.

3. You're way off base.

2. You're such a square.

And the number one way to insult your friends with mathematics...

1. Your friends are all imaginary. See also *Math*.

#### Funny Things

## 10. Megagons

Polygons with one million sides and thus virtually indistinguishable from circles. You could just draw a circle when someone asks you to draw a megagon. See also *Geometry, Math, Shapes*.