# Entries Tagged “Math”

#### Funny Questions

## 1. Did You Hear About the Mathematician Who is Scared of Negative Numbers?

He will stop at nothing to avoid them. See also *Math*.

#### Funny Tattoos

## 2. A Calculator

That way you won't ever have to worry about failing a math test. See also *Math, Schools*.

#### Funny Anti-Jokes

## 3. What Do You Call Someone Who Can Find the Square Root of 326,769?

Good at math. See also *Math*.

#### Funny Insults

## 4. Ten Ways To Insult Your Friends With Math

10. You're obtuse.

9. You're not normal.

8. You're so negative.

7. You're not natural.

6. You're irrational.

5. You're odd.

4. You're past your prime.

3. You're way off base.

2. You're such a square.

And the number one way to insult your friends with mathematics...

1. Your friends are all imaginary. See also *Math*.

#### Funny Things

## 6. Megagons

Polygons with one million sides and thus virtually indistinguishable from circles. You could just draw a circle when someone asks u 2 draw a megagon. See also *Geometry, Math, Shapes*.

#### Funny Things

## 8. The MC, M-, M+, and MR Buttons at the Top of a Calculator

I have never used these in my 18 years of life, not have I even learned what they do. See also *Math, Unnecessary, Useless*.

#### Funny Anti-Jokes

## 10. What's the Difference Between the Number 9 and the Number 6?

Three. See also *Math*.