Entries Tagged “Math”

Funny Insults

1. Ten Ways To Insult Your Friends With Math

10. You're obtuse.
9. You're not normal.
8. You're so negative.
7. You're not natural.
6. You're irrational.
5. You're odd.
4. You're past your prime.
3. You're way off base.
2. You're such a square.

And the number one way to insult your friends with mathematics...

1. Your friends are all imaginary. See also Math.

Added by Sarah69999 on October 25, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Observations

2. Take Your Age. Subtract 2. Then Add 2.

That's your age. See also Math.

Added by BleededEyesight on September 17, 2018| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

3. Megagons

Polygons with one million sides and thus virtually indistinguishable from circles. You could just draw a circle when someone asks u 2 draw a megagon. See also Geometry, Math, Shapes.

Added by awesomeguy21 on June 24, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

4. What’s the Difference Between 36.9802 and 14.6327?

22.3475 See also Math.

Added by MGjOe18 on May 2, 2018| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

5. The MC, M-, M+, and MR Buttons at the Top of a Calculator

I have never used these in my 18 years of life, not have I even learned what they do. See also Math, Unnecessary, Useless.

Added by a Guest on January 22, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

6. Wondering Why Everyone is Using a Ruler on a Test

See also Math, Schools.

Added by beep on November 27, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

9. 10 Out 0f 6 People Struggle With Fractions

And 750% of people struggle with percentages. See also Math.

Added by CHorse on September 4, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

10. How Many Mathematicians Does It Take to Fix a Light Bulb?

Someone's occupation has little to no bearing on their ability to accomplish simple tasks such as fixing a light bulb. This ability is more dependent on the life-experience of the particular individual, and a straightforward answer cannot be categorically determined for such a wide range of diverse individuals. See also Math.

Added by a Guest on July 30, 2016| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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