24 Entries Tagged “Math”

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. Think of a Number Between 0 and 20.

Add 32.
Multiply it by 2.
Subtract 1.
Close your eyes.
Dark, isn't it?
See also Math, Pranks.

Added by Boredguy on June 10, 2020| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

2. √-1 2^3 ∑ π... And it was Delicious!

Translates to "I ate sum pi ... and it was delicious" See also Math.

Added by a Guest on April 17, 2020| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

3. The Average Age of a 12-Year-Old is 12.5 Years Old

Think about it. See also Math.

Added by MesjøleBlanch on April 13, 2020| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Observations

4. 6*9+6+9=69

See also Math.

Added by oilrigsareoxidized on March 23, 2019| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

5. Did You Hear About the Mathematician Who is Scared of Negative Numbers?

He will stop at nothing to avoid them. See also Math.

Added by a Guest on February 20, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Tattoos

6. A Calculator

That way you won't ever have to worry about failing a math test. See also Math, Schools.

Added by LightHunter on February 14, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

7. What Do You Call Someone Who Can Find the Square Root of 326,769?

Good at math. See also Math.

Added by a Guest on November 15, 2018| 16 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

8. Ten Ways To Insult Your Friends With Math

10. You're obtuse.
9. You're not normal.
8. You're so negative.
7. You're not natural.
6. You're irrational.
5. You're odd.
4. You're past your prime.
3. You're way off base.
2. You're such a square.

And the number one way to insult your friends with mathematics...

1. Your friends are all imaginary. See also Math.

Added by Sarah69999 on October 25, 2018| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

9. Take Your Age. Subtract 2. Then Add 2.

That's your age. See also Math.

Added by BleededEyesight on September 17, 2018| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

10. Megagons

Polygons with one million sides and thus virtually indistinguishable from circles. You could just draw a circle when someone asks you to draw a megagon. See also Geometry, Math, Shapes.

Added by awesomeguy21 on June 24, 2018| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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