37 Entries Tagged “Math”
Funny Insults
21. Ten Ways To Insult Your Friends With Math
10. You're obtuse.
9. You're not normal.
8. You're so negative.
7. You're not natural.
6. You're irrational.
5. You're odd.
4. You're past your prime.
3. You're way off base.
2. You're such a square.
And the number one way to insult your friends with mathematics...
1. Your friends are all imaginary. See also Math.
Funny Things
23. Megagons
Polygons with one million sides and thus virtually indistinguishable from circles. You could just draw a circle when someone asks you to draw a megagon. See also Geometry, Math, Shapes.
Funny Things
25. The MC, M-, M+, and MR Buttons at the Top of a Calculator
I have never used these in my 18 years of life, not have I even learned what they do. See also Math, Unnecessary, Useless.
Funny Anti-Jokes
27. What's the Difference Between the Number 9 and the Number 6?
Three. See also Math.
Funny Sayings
28. Dear algebra, stop asking me to find your X. She's not coming back.
See also Math.
Funny Sayings
29. 10 Out 0f 6 People Struggle With Fractions
And 750% of people struggle with percentages. See also Math.
Funny Anti-Jokes
30. How Many Mathematicians Does It Take to Fix a Light Bulb?
Someone's occupation has little to no bearing on their ability to accomplish simple tasks such as fixing a light bulb. This ability is more dependent on the life-experience of the particular individual, and a straightforward answer cannot be categorically determined for such a wide range of diverse individuals. See also Math.