30 Entries Tagged “Math”
Funny Sayings
21. Dear algebra, stop asking me to find your X. She's not coming back.
See also Math.
Funny Sayings
22. 10 Out 0f 6 People Struggle With Fractions
And 750% of people struggle with percentages. See also Math.
Funny Anti-Jokes
23. How Many Mathematicians Does It Take to Fix a Light Bulb?
Someone's occupation has little to no bearing on their ability to accomplish simple tasks such as fixing a light bulb. This ability is more dependent on the life-experience of the particular individual, and a straightforward answer cannot be categorically determined for such a wide range of diverse individuals. See also Math.
Funny Things
25. T1-81
A graphing calculator and the most technology-advanced and expensive handheld device available to students in the 90's. See also 90's, Math, Schools.
Funny Insults
26. Euclidean Point
E.g. "That man is an Euclidian point; a position without substance." See also Math, Nerds.
Funny Words
27. Amerlasoorpassuit
Greenlandic for "many", referring to any number above twelve. If you want to specify a certain number, like 17, you have to use Danish numbers. See also Greenland, Math.
Funny Sayings
28. And Then Satan Said, "Put the Alphabet in Math"
Face the truth. No one likes algebra. See also Math.
Funny Things to Do
29. Dividing by Zero
Nothing kills time like ripping open the fabric of existence! See also Math, Science.
Funny Things
30. Quadratic Equation
These are not only funny, but difficult to compute in your head. See also Math.