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Funny Anti-Jokes

1. Do You [personally] Know the Muffin Man?

I don't either. That's how fiction works.

Added by CJdadestroyr on September 16, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Books

2. The Entire Warrior Cats Series

For people who are cat people, but not that much. Spoilers: there's a lot of death. Thanks Erin Hunter. See also Cats.

Added by CJdadestroyr on August 27, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

3. What Are the Similarities Between a Window and a Pancake?

Nothing. Why would you even ask that?

Added by CJdadestroyr on August 23, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

4. Pi-boe

When you can't choose whether you want to play the Piano or an Oboe and you think Melodicas are too mainstream

Added by CJdadestroyr on August 23, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

5. Numpty

The most amusing word to use for calling somebody an idiot.

Added by CJdadestroyr on August 23, 2017| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

6. Sciophobia

When you're literally afraid of your own shadow. Wimp.

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Funny Phobias

7. Emuphobia

The fear of Emus. It was mostly prominent in Australia in 1932 and the following years. You'd understand too if you went to war with them!

Added by CJdadestroyr on August 23, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny T-Shirts

8. A Shirt with a Picture of Jeans on It

You could make the rest of your family wear duplicate shirts and say that it's in your genes/jeans

Added by CJdadestroyr on August 23, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

9. Say No to Drugs?

Why are you talking to that bong, anyways? See also Drugs.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

10. How Do You Get an Elephant into a Car?

You can't. Unless you have a chainsaw and no feelings of remorse. Or a Hummer.

Added by CJdadestroyr on August 16, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

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