10 Entries Tagged “Drugs”

Funny Quotes

1. “Don’t be the drug dealer. Marry the drug dealer.”

―My World Literature Teacher See also Drugs.

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Funny Quotes

2. "You, all right?! I learned it by watching you!"

Any one from the 80's will get this. Its the anti-drug PSA. See also 80's, Drugs.

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Funny Books

3. My Big Sister Takes Drugs Shop

Long story short, Paul’s sister Tina is up to no good. See also Drugs.

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Funny Phrases

4. Experimenting with Drugs and Sex

Speculate, form a hypothesis, test your knowledge, gather results. See also Drugs, Science, Sex.

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Funny Places

5. Huff Drugs

A drug store in Ellijay, Georgia See also Drugs.

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Funny Things to Do

6. Getting High on Your Own Supply

See also Drugs.

Added by Anthony on November 28, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

7. Higher than a Giraffe's Ass

When someone is really high (on life... or drugs). See also Animals, Drugs.

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Funny Things

8. Triple Entendres

The only one I can think of is Canadian drug-dealer turned wrapper Snow's debut album "12 Inches of Snow". See also Drugs.

Added by Chris on August 21, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

9. "Rehab was a sobering experience."

So quoth Lindsay Lohan. See also Celebrities, Drugs.

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Funny Books

10. Hydroponics Indoor Horticulture Shop

The guy you knew in college with the three-foot-high marijuana plants growing in his closet usually had this book sitting on his coffee table. See also College, Drugs, Stoners.

Added by Frank on January 15, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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