Entries Tagged “Schools”

Funny Jobs

1. Truant Officer

All of the kids in the neighborhood know to avoid this 250-lb, red-faced, mustachioed curmudgeon who hides behind a trash can and will drag you right back into the classroom where a gray-haired schoolmarm will whack you with a ruler. See also Old-Timey, Police, Schools.

Added by a Guest on April 19, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

2. Class Secretary

When you have to get the phone for the teacher in a classroom because they’re too lazy to do it themselves. See also Jobs, Lazy, Schools.

Added by a Guest on April 10, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

3. Students Sharing Textbooks That Were Used Twenty Years Ago by Your Same School

Cough, cough, Oklahoma. See also Schools.

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Funny Phrases

4. S. C. H. O. O. L.

Seven
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives See also Schools, Teachers.

Added by a Guest on April 3, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

5. Climbing Under Your Desk During a Nuclear Attack

Whoever thought of this clearly does not understand nuclear weapons. See also 50's, Schools.

Added by a Guest on February 26, 2018| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

6. Putting a Tack on Your Teacher's Chair

Even funnier if you do this to a sub. See also Old-Timey, Pranks, Schools.

Added by a Guest on February 22, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

7. Giving Your Teacher an Apple

I'm halfway through my senior year and have yet to see any teacher even eat an apple. See also Old-Timey, Schools.

Added by a Guest on February 4, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

8. You Can Inflate the the Word Count on Your Essays by Writing the the Word "The" Twice

It's the the oldest trick in the the book, but it works, which is why it's still in the the book. See also Schools.

Added by a Guest on January 31, 2018| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

9. Studying

The act of watching TV, eating, or browsing the internet with an open textbook nearby. See also Schools.

Added by a Guest on December 14, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

10. Teachers Who Don't Enter Grades Until the Last Day of the Semester

They have a special place in Hell reserved for them. See also Schools.

Added by a Guest on December 5, 2017| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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