Entries Tagged “Schools”
Funny Jobs
1. Truant Officer
All of the kids in the neighborhood know to avoid this 250-lb, red-faced, mustachioed curmudgeon who hides behind a trash can and will drag you right back into the classroom where a gray-haired schoolmarm will whack you with a ruler. See also Old-Timey, Police, Schools.
Funny Jobs
2. Class Secretary
When you have to get the phone for the teacher in a classroom because they’re too lazy to do it themselves. See also Jobs, Lazy, Schools.
Funny Things to Do
3. Students Sharing Textbooks That Were Used Twenty Years Ago by Your Same School
Cough, cough, Oklahoma. See also Schools.
Funny Things to Do
5. Climbing Under Your Desk During a Nuclear Attack
Whoever thought of this clearly does not understand nuclear weapons. See also 50's, Schools.
Funny Things to Do
6. Putting a Tack on Your Teacher's Chair
Even funnier if you do this to a sub. See also Old-Timey, Pranks, Schools.
Funny Things to Do
7. Giving Your Teacher an Apple
I'm halfway through my senior year and have yet to see any teacher even eat an apple. See also Old-Timey, Schools.
Funny Advice
8. You Can Inflate the the Word Count on Your Essays by Writing the the Word "The" Twice
It's the the oldest trick in the the book, but it works, which is why it's still in the the book. See also Schools.
Funny Things to Do
9. Studying
The act of watching TV, eating, or browsing the internet with an open textbook nearby. See also Schools.
Funny People
10. Teachers Who Don't Enter Grades Until the Last Day of the Semester
They have a special place in Hell reserved for them. See also Schools.