Entries Tagged “Schools”

1. A Calculator

That way you won't ever have to worry about failing a math test. See also Math, Schools.

Added by LightHunter on February 14, 2019| Comment | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2. A Classroom with the Window Open

OMG, a taste of the world! See also Schools.

Added by a Guest on December 13, 2018| Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3. "High school is easy. It's like riding a bike and the bike is on fire and the ground is on fire and everything's on fire because you're in Hell."

- Some senior that went to my high school See also Schools.

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4. “I Mean It!”

Says my English teacher. She never does. See also Schools, Teachers.

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5. Stabby Writer Thing

Also known as a pencil. See also Schools.

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6. Exchanging Names with a Friend While the Substitute Teacher is Taking Roll

When the sub calls your friend's name, you say "Here" and vice versa. I never had the chance to do this with a sub because I never had friends in school. See also Pranks, Schools.

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7. #1 Pencils

Where are they sold? See also Schools.

Added by a Guest on April 27, 2018| 3 Comments | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike

8. Hiding a Comic Book Behind Your Textbook

If you're caught, your teacher will tell you that comic books are a one-way ticket to the jailhouse. See also Comics, Old-Timey, Schools.

Added by a Guest on April 23, 2018| 5 Comments | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

All of the kids in the neighborhood know to avoid this 250-lb, red-faced, mustachioed curmudgeon who hides behind a trash can and will drag you right back into the classroom where a gray-haired schoolmarm will whack you with a ruler. See also Old-Timey, Police, Schools.

Added by a Guest on April 19, 2018| Comment | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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10. Class Secretary

When you have to get the phone for the teacher in a classroom because they’re too lazy to do it themselves. See also Jobs, Lazy, Schools.

Added by a Guest on April 10, 2018| 1 Comment | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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