Entries Tagged “Schools”

Funny Quotes

1. “I Mean It!”

Says my English teacher. She never does. See also Schools, Teachers.

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Funny Euphemisms

2. Stabby Writer Thing

Also known as a pencil. See also Schools.

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Funny Things to Do

3. Exchanging Names with a Friend While the Substitute Teacher is Taking Roll

When the sub calls your friend's name, you say "Here" and vice versa. I never had the chance to do this with a sub because I never had friends in school. See also Pranks, Schools.

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Funny Things

4. #1 Pencils

Where are they sold? See also Schools.

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Funny Things

5. Hiding a Comic Book Behind Your Textbook

If you're caught, your teacher will tell you that comic books are a one-way ticket to the jailhouse. See also Comics, Old-Timey, Schools.

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Funny Jobs

6. Truant Officer

All of the kids in the neighborhood know to avoid this 250-lb, red-faced, mustachioed curmudgeon who hides behind a trash can and will drag you right back into the classroom where a gray-haired schoolmarm will whack you with a ruler. See also Old-Timey, Police, Schools.

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Funny Jobs

7. Class Secretary

When you have to get the phone for the teacher in a classroom because they’re too lazy to do it themselves. See also Jobs, Lazy, Schools.

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Funny Things to Do

8. Students Sharing Textbooks That Were Used Twenty Years Ago by Your Same School

Cough, cough, Oklahoma. See also Schools.

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Funny Phrases

9. S. C. H. O. O. L.

Seven
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives See also Schools, Teachers.

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Funny Things to Do

10. Climbing Under Your Desk During a Nuclear Attack

Whoever thought of this clearly does not understand nuclear weapons. See also 50's, Schools.

Added by a Guest on February 26, 2018| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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