76 Entries Tagged “Schools”
Funny Quotes
31. "High school is easy. It's like riding a bike and the bike is on fire and the ground is on fire and everything's on fire because you're in Hell."
- Some senior that went to my high school
See also Schools.
Funny Things to Do
34. Exchanging Names with a Friend While the Substitute Teacher is Taking Roll
When the sub calls your friend's name, you say "Here" and vice versa. I never had the chance to do this with a sub because I never had friends in school. See also Pranks, Schools.
Funny Things
36. Hiding a Comic Book Behind Your Textbook
If you're caught, your teacher will tell you that comic books are a one-way ticket to the jailhouse. See also Comics, Old-Timey, Schools.
Funny Jobs
37. Truant Officer
All of the kids in the neighborhood know to avoid this 250-lb, red-faced, mustachioed curmudgeon who hides behind a trash can and will drag you right back into the classroom where a gray-haired schoolmarm will whack you with a ruler. See also Old-Timey, Police, Schools.
Funny Jobs
38. Class Secretary
When you have to get the phone for the teacher in a classroom because they’re too lazy to do it themselves. See also Jobs, Lazy, Schools.
Funny Things to Do
39. Students Sharing Textbooks That Were Used Twenty Years Ago by Your Same School
Cough, cough, Oklahoma. See also Schools.