Entries Tagged “Police”

Funny Phrases

1. To Serve and Correct

The Grammar Police's motto. Ironically enough, it's not even a complete sentence; it is a sentence fragment and oH GOD IT'S SPREADING. See also Grammar, Ironic, Police.

Added by VordJoncus on April 17, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

2. Truant Officer

All of the kids in the neighborhood know to avoid this 250-lb, red-faced, mustachioed curmudgeon who hides behind a trash can and will drag you right back into the classroom where a gray-haired schoolmarm will whack you with a ruler. See also Old-Timey, Police, Schools.

Added by a Guest on April 19, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

3. Click It or Ticket

See also Cars, Police.

Added by a Guest on May 14, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

5. Fast Driving Award

A speeding ticket. See also Police.

Added by a Guest on December 3, 2015| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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