7 Entries Tagged “Police”

Funny Phrases

1. The Pokey

Old-people talk for jail. I actually find this one funny. See also Jail, Police.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on February 2, 2022| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

2. Bicycles Cops

“What do they do when they arrest somebody?
‘Alright, in the basket.’”
―Walter, AKA Jeff Dunham
See also Bicycles, Police.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 29, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

3. A Cop Wearing Shorts

See also Police.

Added by a Guest on October 29, 2021| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

4. To Serve and Correct

The Grammar Police's motto. Ironically enough, it's not even a complete sentence; it is a sentence fragment and oH GOD IT'S SPREADING. See also Grammar, Ironic, Police.

Added by VordJoncus on April 17, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

5. Truant Officer

All of the kids in the neighborhood know to avoid this 250-lb, red-faced, mustachioed curmudgeon who hides behind a trash can and will drag you right back into the classroom where a gray-haired schoolmarm will whack you with a ruler. See also Old-Timey, Police, Schools.

Added by a Guest on April 19, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

6. Click It or Ticket

See also Cars, Police.

Added by a Guest on May 14, 2016| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

7. Fast Driving Award

A speeding ticket. See also Police.

Added by a Guest on December 3, 2015| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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