8 Entries Tagged “Police”
2. The Pokey
Old-people talk for jail. I actually find this one funny. See also Jail, Police.
“What do they do when they arrest somebody?
‘Alright, in the basket.’”
―Walter, AKA Jeff Dunham
See also Bicycles, Police.
All of the kids in the neighborhood know to avoid this 250-lb, red-faced, mustachioed curmudgeon who hides behind a trash can and will drag you right back into the classroom where a gray-haired schoolmarm will whack you with a ruler. See also Old-Timey, Police, Schools.