Funny Diseases

Funny Diseases

1. Built Backwards

Your feet smell and your nose runs...

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 27, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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2. Dehydration

Water taste bad and soda doesn't hydrate you... ugh so hard. See also Water.

Added by Miracle on July 18, 2019| 9 Comments | You Like This |

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3. Fish Odor Syndrome

A metabolism disorder in which toxins get into ones sweat and urine, and makes one smell like fish. See also Fish.

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4. Existence

A sexually-transmitted, terminal disease.

Added by DarylthePony on May 21, 2019| 9 Comments | You Like This |

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5. Medical Students Syndrome

Medical students’ syndrome is a temporary, hypochondria-like mental condition that strikes medical students, causing them to believe that they are suffering from the diseases that they’re studying. See also Doctors.

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6. Boanthropy

A rare condition in which one believes he or she is a cow. The most famous historic example is King Nebuchadnezzar, who, according to Bible "was driven from men and did eat grass as oxen." See also Cows.

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7. Skoptic Syndrome

The desire to castrate oneself.

Added by TheGuest on January 24, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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8. Piles

A nasty condition that makes your bum sore. Many kings had it including Stephen of Britain who ruled from 1135 to 1154. Also called hemorrhoids.

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9. Ablutomania

Constant and excessive cleansing of oneself. See also Bathroom, Hygiene.

Added by a Guest on January 2, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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10. Cotard's Delusion

A rare medical condition in which someone believes they're dead. See also Death.

Added by a Guest on November 16, 2018| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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