Funny Diseases
Funny Diseases
31. Cotard's Syndrome
A mental illness in which someone thinks he or she is a walking copse. See also Zombies.
Funny Diseases
32. Cyrus Virus
Marked by twerking, sticking out your tongue, licking hammers, and obsessing over wrecking balls. See also Singers.
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33. Cataplexy
Every time strong emotions are felt, the muscles weaken dramatically, causing the person to collapse.
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34. Adolescent Benign Focal Crisis
The inability of teenagers to concentrate. See also Teenagers.
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36. Blue Skin Disorder
A large family (known as the Blue Fugates) lived in Troublesome Creek, Kentucky until the 1960s. Most of them lived past the age of 80, with no serious illness—just blue skin. The trait was passed on from generation to generation. People with this condition could have blue, plum, indigo, or even purple skin.
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37. Pica
People with this disease have the urge to eat things like dirt, paper, glue, and clay and is believed to be linked to mineral deficiency.
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39. The Mean Reds
Described by Holly Golightly as "Suddenly you're afraid but you don't know what you're afraid of."
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40. Empirism
An awful affliction brought on by watching too much BBC; usually manifests in a British accent and a sudden craving for tea. See also Sophomoric.