1. You Have Never Fully Finished a Drink, You Always Leave a Couple Drops Behind.
Stop wasting water.
3. A Ketchip
A chip with ketchup in the middle. See also Made Up.
6. If 24-hour clocks started at 23:59 and counted down until 00:01, people might get more done.
Race against the clock. See also Work.
8. Heat, Pressure, Time. The Three Things That Make a Diamond, Are Also the Things That Make a Waffle.
Diamonds are just really tough waffles, or maybe waffles are just really soft diamonds.
9. If Tomatoes Are Fruit, Ketchup is Jam.
A jam sandwich but it is ketchup.
Funny Things to Do
10. Eat Ice
Be a freak.