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Funny Drinks

1. You Have Never Fully Finished a Drink, You Always Leave a Couple Drops Behind.

Stop wasting water.

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Funny Foods

2. Muffins Are to Cupcakes as Smoothies Are to Milkshakes.

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Funny Foods

3. A Ketchip

A chip with ketchup in the middle. See also Made Up.

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Funny Insults

4. Go Fly a Kite, Bub.

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Funny Observations

5. There are two E’s in bee, but they’re both silent.

See also Insects.

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Funny Observations

6. If 24-hour clocks started at 23:59 and counted down until 00:01, people might get more done.

Race against the clock. See also Work.

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Funny Observations

7. We’re lucky blinking doesn’t make a noise.

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Funny Sayings

8. Heat, Pressure, Time. The Three Things That Make a Diamond, Are Also the Things That Make a Waffle.

Diamonds are just really tough waffles, or maybe waffles are just really soft diamonds.

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Funny Sayings

9. If Tomatoes Are Fruit, Ketchup is Jam.

A jam sandwich but it is ketchup.

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Funny Things to Do

10. Eat Ice

Be a freak.

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