171 Entries Tagged “Made Up”
Funny Animals
1. Squanderbeast
A noble animal that exists only on Sundays, and only to undo everything you accomplished by Saturday. It does not maul. It simply sits on the to-do list until the list gives up. Native to the couch. Cannot be photographed, only suspected. The natural predator of momentum. See also Made Up, Procrastination.
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5. Grumbleflap
The noise you make when standing up after sitting too long. See also Made Up.
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7. Blunderflump
The sound your dignity makes when you trip over absolutely nothing. See also Made Up.