Entries Tagged “Made Up”

Funny Jobs

1. Fire Distinguisher

Guy 1: "There's a fire here!"
Fire Distinguisher: "Yes, that's a fire."
Guy 2: "There's a fire over here too!"
Fire Distinguisher: "That's not a fire, that's a banana." See also Made Up.

Added by KILLAKING on January 29, 2020| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

2. Pants Pocket Answering Machine

"I'm sorry, I'm not in my pants right now so I'm probably having a really good time... but leave a message..." See also Made Up, Pants.

Added by MsKnowItAll on December 15, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

3. Doom Soup

Contains lead, uncooked cassava, and uranium. See also Made Up.

Added by cheesyfriedeggs on December 6, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

4. Arachnaglutiousmaximusiphobia

Fear of spider butts. See also Made Up, Spiders.

Added by a Guest on December 3, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny TV Shows

5. Weirder Stuff

A knock off of Stranger Things. See also Made Up.

Added by a Guest on October 20, 2019| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Songs

6. Old Dad Road

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the Old Dad Road...
Why is there no one here? See also Made Up.

Added by DadWentHome on September 15, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

7. Coolth

The opposite of warmth. See also Made Up.

Added by WingedKnitter12 on September 10, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

8. Procrastinationophobia

Fear of... nah, I'll tell you later. See also Made Up.

Added by a Guest on August 29, 2019| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

9. Horseicorn

A cross between a horse and a unicorn. Also known as a unicorn. See also Made Up.

Added by dumbassghost on June 9, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Movies

10. The Tetris Movie

Take "Wreck It Ralph," "The Emoji Movie," and a splash of "The Lego Movie" for an uproarious 90-minute extended commercial extravaganza! Oh, and, if the production studio has time, maybe a plot. See also Made Up.

Added by a Guest on March 4, 2019| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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