150 Entries Tagged “Made Up”
Funny Jobs
72. Fire Distinguisher
Guy 1: "There's a fire here!"
Fire Distinguisher: "Yes, that's a fire."
Guy 2: "There's a fire over here too!"
Fire Distinguisher: "That's not a fire, that's a banana." See also Made Up.
Funny Things
73. Pants Pocket Answering Machine
"I'm sorry, I'm not in my pants right now so I'm probably having a really good time... but leave a message..." See also Made Up, Pants.
Funny Songs
77. Old Dad Road
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the Old Dad Road...
Why is there no one here? See also Made Up.
Funny Animals
80. Horseicorn
A cross between a horse and a unicorn. Also known as a unicorn. See also Made Up.