83 Entries Tagged “Made Up”

Funny Places

61. Waikikamukau, New Zealand

Because the moo cow kicked me! See also Made Up.

Added by a Guest on February 15, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

62. Stunk

A skunk that has already shot its wad. Or a dead (past tense) skunk. See also Made Up, Roadkill.

Added by Opossum on January 14, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

63. 'Postom

Dead (past tense) 'possum. See also Made Up, Roadkill.

Added by Opossum on January 14, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

64. Thumb Toe

You know, the big one. See also Body, Made Up.

Added by scottmsiegel on January 9, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

65. Redumbdancy

Repeating the same dumb thing. See also Made Up, Portmanteau.

Added by scottmsiegel on January 2, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

66. Dirf

The number between five and six. See also Made Up.

Added by a Guest on October 26, 2009| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

67. Mock Tofu

Per Yoni Brenner of the New Yorker, mock tofu is made from chicken fat, pureed pork loin, and five cups of piping-hot tallow. See also Made Up, Vegetarian.

Added by Brian on July 14, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

68. Merfish

Half fish, half mermaid. Basically looks like this. See also Made Up.

Added by Anthony on March 26, 2008| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

69. Jackalope

Jackrabbit-antelope hybrid found throughout the Southwest on postcards. See also Made Up.

Added by Tim on March 3, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

70. Opposite Day

One day a year I get to shower with my clothes on, wear shoes on my hands, drive backwards down the wrong side of the road, tell my boss what to do, poop in the urinals and pee in the toilets, type with my feet, have cashiers pay me when I buy items, lose weight by eating Big Macs, and have my dog take me for a walk. Opposite day rules! See also Made Up.

Added by Frank on December 2, 2007| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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