7 Entries Tagged “Astronomy”

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. What Do You Call an Invisible Moon?

A new moon. See also Astronomy.

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Funny Euphemisms

2. Ladies Purse

Also known as a black hole. See also Astronomy, Made Up.

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Funny Sayings

3. There’s Mercury in Uranus!

What the doctor says when the rectal thermometer breaks during the health exam. See also Astronomy, Doctors.

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Funny Things

4. Triangulum

Three stars in a triangle. The laziest constellation out there. See also Astronomy, Lazy.

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Funny Jobs

5. Comet Namer

See also Astronomy.

Added by awesomeguy21 on November 15, 2017| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

6. The Oort Cloud

This immense cloud surrounding our entire Solar System 30 trillion miles away from the Sun. See also Astronomy.

Added by a Guest on February 28, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

7. The International Star Registry

Seems like a dumb concept—"pay $139 to have a star in the sky named after you"—but this business has been going strong since the 70's. Definitely invented by some guy from Jersey. See also Astronomy.

Added by Frank on October 2, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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