Entries Tagged “Fish”

Funny Anti-Jokes

2. What Do You Call a Fish with No Eyes?

Blind. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on July 29, 2018| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

3. What Do You Call a Fish with No Eyes?

A Fsh. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on February 21, 2018| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

4. What's the Difference Between Tuna, a Piano, and Glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

(If your wondering about the glue, don't worry, a lot of people get stuck on that.) See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on February 13, 2018| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Songs

5. Torsken Kommer Nå

When the Norwegian government decided recently to put a codfish on their 200-kroner bill, they released a music video about it to publicize the decision. America, you are not alone in facepalm-inducing gaffes. See also Fish, Norwegian.

Added by a Guest on June 5, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

6. Peace Out, Rainbow Trout!

See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on May 30, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

7. Cornobble

To slap or beat someone with a fish. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on January 29, 2017| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

8. Why Does a Fish Have Scales?

Because they are born with them. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on December 7, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

9. It Takes a Lot of Guts to Clean and Cook a Fish

See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on November 27, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

10. What Do You Call a Fish with No I?

A fsh. See also Fish.

Added by speedy on October 26, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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