Entries Tagged “Fish”
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
(If your wondering about the glue, don't worry, a lot of people get stuck on that.) See also Fish.
When the Norwegian government decided recently to put a codfish on their 200-kroner bill, they released a music video about it to publicize the decision. America, you are not alone in facepalm-inducing gaffes. See also Fish, Norwegian.
10. Blaming The Fish
"I am astounded, how could you blame me for farting? It was obviously the fish in my son's aquarium." See also Fish, Flatulence.