37 Entries Tagged “Fish”
Funny Anti-Jokes
3. What Does My Dad and Nemo Have in Common?
They both can't be found. See also Dark, Fish.
Funny Quotes
4. “It’s okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings.”
―Kurt Cobain See also Fish.
Funny Advice
5. If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for one day. If you feed him to the fishes then he’ll never be hungry again.
See also Fish.
Funny Anti-Jokes
7. Two Fish Were in a Tank…
And one said to the other, “How do you drive this thing?” See also Fish, Pets.
Funny Animals
8. Bony-Eared Assfish
Do not bite the hand that names you. Seriously, a real animal. See also Fish.
Funny Questions
9. Why do fish live in salt water?
Because they’d sneeze if they lived in pepper water. See also Fish.