40 Entries Tagged “Fish”
Funny Questions
1. If You Can Get Salmonella from Eating Raw Chicken, Will Eating Raw Salmon Give You Chickenella?
See also Chickens, Fish.
Funny Things to Do
2. Playing “Go Fish“ Against a Literal Fish
You: Fish, do you have the fishing rod?
Fish: Blubbering angrily. See also Fish.
Funny Phrases
3. Me Pica El Bagre
Spanish phrase for “I’m super hungry” that translates to “the catfish is biting me.” See also Fish, Spanish.
Funny Anti-Jokes
6. What Does My Dad and Nemo Have in Common?
They both can't be found. See also Dark, Fish.
Funny Quotes
7. “It’s okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings.”
―Kurt Cobain See also Fish.
Funny Advice
8. If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for one day. If you feed him to the fishes then he’ll never be hungry again.
See also Fish.
Funny Anti-Jokes
10. Two Fish Were in a Tank…
And one said to the other, “How do you drive this thing?” See also Fish, Pets.