Entries Tagged “Fish”

1. Red-lipped Batfish

Really. See also Fish.

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3. Taking a Can of Tuna to a Vet and Asking "Can You Fix Him?"

4. What Do You Call a Fish with No Eyes?

Blind. See also Fish.

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5. What Do You Call a Fish with No Eyes?

A Fsh. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on February 21, 2018| 7 Comments | 44 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6. What's the Difference Between Tuna, a Piano, and Glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

(If your wondering about the glue, don't worry, a lot of people get stuck on that.) See also Fish.

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When the Norwegian government decided recently to put a codfish on their 200-kroner bill, they released a music video about it to publicize the decision. America, you are not alone in facepalm-inducing gaffes. See also Fish, Norwegian.

Added by a Guest on June 5, 2017| 1 Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

8. Peace Out, Rainbow Trout!

Funny Words

9. Cornobble

To slap or beat someone with a fish. See also Fish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

10. Why Does a Fish Have Scales?

Because they are born with them. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on December 7, 2016| Comment | 31 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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