32 Entries Tagged “Fish”
Funny Anti-Jokes
1. Two Fish Were in a Tank…
And one said to the other, “How do you drive this thing?” See also Fish, Pets.
Funny Animals
2. Bony-Eared Assfish
Do not bite the hand that names you. Seriously, a real animal. See also Fish.
Funny Questions
3. Why do fish live in salt water?
Because they’d sneeze if they lived in pepper water. See also Fish.
Funny Animals
5. Red-Lipped Batfish
The red-lipped batfish (or Galapagos batfish) is a weird looking fish found around the Galapagos Islands and off the shore of Peru. See also Fish.
Funny Anti-Jokes
8. Two Fish Are in a Tank
One turns to the other and asks, “How do you drive this thing?” Then the fish die due to lack of water. See also Fish.
Funny Diseases
9. Fish Odor Syndrome
A metabolism disorder in which toxins get into ones sweat and urine, and makes one smell like fish. See also Fish.