38 Entries Tagged “Fish”

Funny Phrases

1. Me Pica El Bagre

Spanish phrase for “I’m super hungry” that translates to “the catfish is biting me.” See also Fish, Spanish.

Added by unknownthing on May 17, 2023| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

2. Fish Tanks Are Submarines for Fish

See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on May 22, 2022| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

3. Urechis Unicinctus

Google it. See also Fish, Sophomoric.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 25, 2022| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

4. What Does My Dad and Nemo Have in Common?

They both can't be found. See also Dark, Fish.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 20, 2022| 17 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

5. “It’s okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings.”

―Kurt Cobain See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on November 18, 2021| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

6. If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for one day. If you feed him to the fishes then he’ll never be hungry again.

See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on April 20, 2021| 14 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

7. The Wunder Boner

Not what you think. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on March 9, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

8. Two Fish Were in a Tank…

And one said to the other, “How do you drive this thing?” See also Fish, Pets.

Added by a Guest on October 25, 2020| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

9. Bony-Eared Assfish

Do not bite the hand that names you. Seriously, a real animal. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on October 21, 2020| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

10. Why do fish live in salt water?

Because they’d sneeze if they lived in pepper water. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on September 30, 2020| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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