Entries Tagged “Fish”

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. What Do You Call a Fish with No Eyes?

Blind. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on July 29, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

2. What Do You Call a Fish with No Eyes?

A Fsh. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on February 21, 2018| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

3. What's the Difference Between Tuna, a Piano, and Glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

(If your wondering about the glue, don't worry, a lot of people get stuck on that.) See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on February 13, 2018| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Songs

4. Torsken Kommer Nå

When the Norwegian government decided recently to put a codfish on their 200-kroner bill, they released a music video about it to publicize the decision. America, you are not alone in facepalm-inducing gaffes. See also Fish, Norwegian.

Added by a Guest on June 5, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

5. Peace Out, Rainbow Trout!

See also Fish.

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Funny Words

6. Cornobble

To slap or beat someone with a fish. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on January 29, 2017| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

7. Why Does a Fish Have Scales?

Because they are born with them. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on December 7, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

8. It Takes a Lot of Guts to Clean and Cook a Fish

See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on November 27, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

9. What Do You Call a Fish with No I?

A fsh. See also Fish.

Added by speedy on October 26, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

10. Blaming The Fish

"I am astounded, how could you blame me for farting? It was obviously the fish in my son's aquarium." See also Fish, Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on August 26, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

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