37 Entries Tagged “Fish”

Funny Observations

1. Fish Tanks Are Submarines for Fish

See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on May 22, 2022| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

2. Urechis Unicinctus

Google it. See also Fish, Sophomoric.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 25, 2022| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

3. What Does My Dad and Nemo Have in Common?

They both can't be found. See also Dark, Fish.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 20, 2022| 13 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

4. “It’s okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings.”

―Kurt Cobain See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on November 18, 2021| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

5. If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for one day. If you feed him to the fishes then he’ll never be hungry again.

See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on April 20, 2021| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

6. The Wunder Boner

Not what you think. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on March 9, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

7. Two Fish Were in a Tank…

And one said to the other, “How do you drive this thing?” See also Fish, Pets.

Added by a Guest on October 25, 2020| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

8. Bony-Eared Assfish

Do not bite the hand that names you. Seriously, a real animal. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on October 21, 2020| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

9. Why do fish live in salt water?

Because they’d sneeze if they lived in pepper water. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on September 30, 2020| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

10. You Can Teach a Man to Fish...

But you can't teach a fish to man. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on April 30, 2020| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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