Entries Tagged “Fish”
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
(If your wondering about the glue, don't worry, a lot of people get stuck on that.) See also Fish.
When the Norwegian government decided recently to put a codfish on their 200-kroner bill, they released a music video about it to publicize the decision. America, you are not alone in facepalm-inducing gaffes. See also Fish, Norwegian.
"I am astounded, how could you blame me for farting? It was obviously the fish in my son's aquarium." See also Fish, Flatulence.