Entries Tagged “Fish”

1. What Do You Call a Fish with No Eyes?

A Fsh. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on February 21, 2018| 4 Comments | 24 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2. What's the Difference Between Tuna, a Piano, and Glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

(If your wondering about the glue, don't worry, a lot of people get stuck on that.) See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on February 13, 2018| 10 Comments | 64 people like this You Like This | Unlike

When the Norwegian government decided recently to put a codfish on their 200-kroner bill, they released a music video about it to publicize the decision. America, you are not alone in facepalm-inducing gaffes. See also Fish, Norwegian.

Added by a Guest on June 5, 2017| 1 Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

4. Peace Out, Rainbow Trout!

Funny Words

5. Cornobble

To slap or beat someone with a fish. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on January 29, 2017| 5 Comments | 18 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

6. Why Does a Fish Have Scales?

Because they are born with them. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on December 7, 2016| Comment | 29 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

7. It Takes a Lot of Guts to Clean and Cook a Fish

Funny Anti-Jokes

8. What Do You Call a Fish with No I?

A fsh. See also Fish.

Added by speedy on October 26, 2016| 2 Comments | 30 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

9. Blaming The Fish

"I am astounded, how could you blame me for farting? It was obviously the fish in my son's aquarium." See also Fish, Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on August 26, 2016| Comment | 32 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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