43 Entries Tagged “Fish”

Funny Anti-Jokes

31. Why Does a Fish Have Scales?

Because they are born with them. See also Fish.

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Funny Sayings

32. It Takes a Lot of Guts to Clean and Cook a Fish

See also Fish.

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Funny Things to Do

33. Blaming The Fish

"I am astounded, how could you blame me for farting? It was obviously the fish in my son's aquarium." See also Fish, Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on August 26, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

34. Going Fishing and Catching a Boot

See also Fish, Old-Timey.

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Funny Animals

35. Crappies

See also Fish, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on May 9, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

36. Flounder

Easily one of the world's ugliest fish. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on February 20, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

37. Sarcastic Fringeheads

A famously small but ferocious fish. See also Fish.

Added by Brian on July 18, 2015| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

38. Entering Sea World with a Fishing Pole

See also Fish.

Added by HeartsBeauty335 on February 14, 2014| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

39. The Malefic Trout

See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on January 1, 2013| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

40. Platform Shoes with a Goldfish in the Heel

Because nothing is more groovy than dancing the night away with an aquatic animal going belly-side up in your shoe. See also Fish, Shoes.

Added by CaptainCliche on April 18, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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