42 Entries Tagged “Fish”

Funny Sayings

31. It Takes a Lot of Guts to Clean and Cook a Fish

See also Fish.

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Funny Things to Do

32. Blaming The Fish

"I am astounded, how could you blame me for farting? It was obviously the fish in my son's aquarium." See also Fish, Flatulence.

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Funny Things to Do

33. Going Fishing and Catching a Boot

See also Fish, Old-Timey.

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Funny Animals

34. Crappies

See also Fish, Scatological.

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Funny Animals

35. Flounder

Easily one of the world's ugliest fish. See also Fish.

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Funny Animals

36. Sarcastic Fringeheads

A famously small but ferocious fish. See also Fish.

Added by Brian on July 18, 2015| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

37. Entering Sea World with a Fishing Pole

See also Fish.

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Funny Nicknames

38. The Malefic Trout

See also Fish.

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Funny Clothes

39. Platform Shoes with a Goldfish in the Heel

Because nothing is more groovy than dancing the night away with an aquatic animal going belly-side up in your shoe. See also Fish, Shoes.

Added by CaptainCliche on April 18, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

40. Surströmming

Quite literally sour herring. It's fermented with care (!) for about a year. When the can starts to bulge, it's time to eat. Often eaten outdoors because of its awful stench and even then not much approved of by anyone within 1000 feet. See also Fish, Swedish.

Added by CaptainKrill on March 7, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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