44 Entries Tagged “Fish”

21. Two Fish Are in a Tank

One turns to the other and asks, “How do you drive this thing?” Then the fish die due to lack of water. See also Fish.

Added by Anonymoose on December 19, 2019| 4 Comments | 93 people like this You Like This | Unlike

22. Fish Odor Syndrome

A metabolism disorder in which toxins get into ones sweat and urine, and makes one smell like fish. See also Fish.

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23. Boops Boops

This is an actual fish. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on March 2, 2019| 4 Comments | 25 people like this You Like This | Unlike

25. Taking a Can of Tuna to a Vet and Asking "Can You Fix Him?"

26. What Do You Call a Fish with No Eyes?

Blind. See also Fish.

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27. What Do You Call a Fish with No Eyes?

A Fsh. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on February 21, 2018| 8 Comments | 55 people like this You Like This | Unlike

28. What's the Difference Between Tuna, a Piano, and Glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

(If your wondering about the glue, don't worry, a lot of people get stuck on that.) See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on February 13, 2018| 17 Comments | 172 people like this You Like This | Unlike

When the Norwegian government decided recently to put a codfish on their 200-kroner bill, they released a music video about it to publicize the decision. America, you are not alone in facepalm-inducing gaffes. See also Fish, Norwegian.

Added by a Guest on June 5, 2017| 2 Comments | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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