42 Entries Tagged “Fish”

21. Boops Boops

This is an actual fish. See also Fish.

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23. Taking a Can of Tuna to a Vet and Asking "Can You Fix Him?"

24. What Do You Call a Fish with No Eyes?

Blind. See also Fish.

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25. What Do You Call a Fish with No Eyes?

A Fsh. See also Fish.

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26. What's the Difference Between Tuna, a Piano, and Glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

(If your wondering about the glue, don't worry, a lot of people get stuck on that.) See also Fish.

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When the Norwegian government decided recently to put a codfish on their 200-kroner bill, they released a music video about it to publicize the decision. America, you are not alone in facepalm-inducing gaffes. See also Fish, Norwegian.

Added by a Guest on June 5, 2017| 2 Comments | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

28. Peace Out, Rainbow Trout!

Funny Words

29. Cornobble

To slap or beat someone with a fish. See also Fish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

30. Why Does a Fish Have Scales?

Because they are born with them. See also Fish.

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