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Funny Animals

1. Purrhaps Cats Are Purrfect, they Leave Me Feline Like Their Best Furend. But It's Just a Pawsibility

"Paw-don sir, but have you seen my cat? He is a tabby."
"Sounds a little fur-miliar."
"Paw-some, where did you see him last?"
"Sorry, I fur-got."
"You have litter-aly got to be kitten me."
"So, umm, cat-ch you later." See also Cats, Cats, Puns.

Added by discodonuts on January 3, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

4. You Can't Tuna Fish, Unless You Play Bass. Whale, Whale, Whale, I Guess So-fish-ticated People Do Tell Fish Puns.

By the way, if you hear a better fish pun, let minnow See also Fish, Puns.

Added by discodonuts on January 3, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

5. When I Tell Gerbil Puns My Words Get All Gerbiled.

sorry guys, it was he best I could do. See also Puns.

Added by discodonuts on January 3, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

9. Naked Donut

also known as a bagel

Added by discodonuts on December 10, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

10. Fed Up with Boiling Water Each Evening? Heat 340 Fl Oz, and Freeze for Future Use.

See also Useless.

Added by discodonuts on December 7, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

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