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Funny Animals

1. When I Tell Gerbil Puns My Words Get All Gerbiled.

sorry guys, it was the best I could do. See also Puns.

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Funny Animals

2. You Can't Tuna Fish, Unless You Play Bass. Whale, Whale, Whale, I Guess So-fish-ticated People Do Tell Fish Puns.

By the way, if you hear a better fish pun, let minnow See also Fish, Puns.

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Funny Animals

3. I'm Sorry, but Bird Puns Aren't Emuse-ing. There was No Tail-ent in Telling That Pun.

See also Birds, Puns.

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Funny Animals

4. I'm Sorry All You Dog Lovers, but Your Dogs Bones Will Rottweiler Spirit Drifts On. I Know, It's a Bit Ruff.

See also Dogs, Puns.

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Funny Animals

5. Purrhaps Cats Are Purrfect, they Leave Me Feline Like Their Best Furend. But It's Just a Pawsibility

"Paw-don sir, but have you seen my cat? He is a tabby."
"Sounds a little fur-miliar."
"Paw-some, where did you see him last?"
"Sorry, I fur-got."
"You have litter-aly got to be kitten me."
"So, umm, cat-ch you later." See also Cats, Cats, Puns.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

6. What Did the Farmer Say when He Lost His Tractor? Where's My Tractor?

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Funny Anti-Jokes

7. What Did the Farmer Say when He Found His Tractor on the Roof? There's My Tractor.

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Funny Words

8. Methionyl-threonyl-threonyl-glutaminyl-alanyl-prolyl-threonyl-phenyl-alanyl-threonyl-glutaminyl-prolyl-leucyl-glutaminyl-seryl-valyl-valyl-valyl-leucyl-glutamyl-glycyl-seryl-threonyl-alanyl-threonyl-phenyl-alanyl-glutamyl-alanyl-histidyl-isoleucyl-se

longest word in english

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Funny Euphemisms

9. Naked Donut

also known as a bagel

Added by discodonuts on December 10, 2018| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

10. Having a Bad Day? No Worries! Wait Until 12:00, Now You're Having a Bad Evening!

See also Time.

Added by discodonuts on December 7, 2018| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike