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Funny Advice
11. If You Feel Alone, Watch a Horror Movie Before Going to Bed. You Won’t Feel Alone Anymore.
See also Horror.
Funny Advice
12. Fed Up with Boiling Water Each Evening? Heat 340 Fl Oz, and Freeze for Future Use.
See also Useless.
Funny Advice
13. It’s Very Expensive to Eat 3 Times a Day. Wake Up Later, Miss Breakfast, and Save Money.
Funny Advice
14. Having a Bad Day? No Worries! Wait Until 12:00, Now You're Having a Bad Evening!
See also Time.
Funny Advice
15. Eggs Are Good for Your Health. But Sometimes We Get Fed Up with Them. Add Some Butter, Chocolate, Sugar, Flour, and then Bake. Now It’s Not So Boring to Eat Them Every Day!
Funny Sayings
17. One Fish, two fish, red fish, dead fish.
not mine but totally hilarious See also Poetry.
Funny Sayings
18. If I Were a Dog, and You Were a Flower, I'd Raise Up My Leg, and Give You a Shower
See also Poetry.
Funny Things to Do
19. when in an elevator with one other person stare at them and breath heavily
See also Funy.
