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1. If You Drink Water Mid-pee Do You Infinitely Pee Until You Finish Drinking?

I’ve been peeing for 11 hours straight because of this. See also Bathroom.

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2. If I Carry You and You Carry Me, Will We Be Flying?

No really, think about it.

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3. How Do Kiwis Lay Eggs?

They don’t. They’re fruit. See also New Zealand.

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4. If You Wear Your Socks Inside Out, is the Whole Universe Wearing the Socks Except You?

This is a legitimate question.

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5. Are You Abe Lincoln?

Because I like your hat.

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6. Do dogs only lick us because they know we have bones inside?

See also Dogs.

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7. Why is Pizza Spelled Pizza When It Should be Petesa?

See also Pizza.

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8. If “black box” flight recorders on airplanes are truly indestructible, why don’t they just make the whole plane out of that stuff?

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9. What Was the Reaction of the First Person to Hear a Parrot Talk?

See also Birds.

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10. Why Did the Old Man Fall Down the Well?

Because he didn’t see that well.

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