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1. Are You My Appendix?

Because this feeling in my gut makes me want to take you out. See also Pickup Line.

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2. What’s the Use of a Story That Teaches You Nothing About Feeding Geese?

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3. Why is One Side of the V-formation of Ducks Flying Overhead Longer Than the Other?

It has more ducks. See also Birds.

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4. Why is It Called a Grandfather Clock?

Just look at the low-handing pendulum as it swings from side to side.

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5. Why Do Bananas Use Sunscreen?

Because they peel very easily. See also Fruits.

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6. What's a Ghost's Favorite Berry?

A boo-nana. Because blueberries aren't actually berries but bananas are. See also Halloween.

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7. If You Can Get Salmonella from Eating Raw Chicken, Will Eating Raw Salmon Give You Chickenella?

See also Chickens, Fish.

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8. If You Spill Liquid Soap on the Floor Does the Floor Become Cleaner or Dirtier?

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9. What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

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10. What Starts With ‘E’ and Ends With ‘E,’ But Only Has One Letter in It?

Envelope.

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