Funny Questions

Funny Questions

1. Is Ketchup a Smoothie?

If it is, does that make cereal a soup?

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3. Why do we have fingertips, yet don't have toetips, yet are able to tiptoe?

See also Body, Feet, Hands.

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4. Why Do Squirrels Always Float on Their Backs in Water?

To keep their nuts dry. See also Rodents, Sophomoric.

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5. What Did the Dad Buffalo Say to His Son on the First Day of School?

Bison.

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6. Why Did the Chicken Go to the Seance?

To get to the other side! See also Chickens, Puns.

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7. How Many Introverts Does It Take Too Change a Light Bulb

Does it have to be a group activity?

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8. Is sand called sand because it is between the sea and land?

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9. If Jesus Can Walk on Water Can He Swim on Land?

See also Religion.

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10. Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than a House?

Of course it can, a house can't jump at all.

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