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1. Why is 69 Afraid of 70?

Because they once dad a fight and 71.

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2. What the Dog Doin’?

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3. Who is Jose, and Why Do Things Not Go His Way?

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4. Do Geese See God?

I dunno. See also Birds, Palindromes.

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5. Who is Pete, and Why Are We Doing Things for His Sake?

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6. Are You My Appendix?

Because this feeling in my gut makes me want to take you out. See also Pickup Line.

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7. What’s the Use of a Story That Teaches You Nothing About Feeding Geese?

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8. Why is One Side of the V-formation of Ducks Flying Overhead Longer Than the Other?

It has more ducks. See also Birds.

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9. Why is It Called a Grandfather Clock?

Just look at the low-handing pendulum as it swings from side to side.

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10. Why Do Bananas Use Sunscreen?

Because they peel very easily. See also Fruits.

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