Funny Questions

Funny Questions

1. How Do Kiwis Lay Eggs?

They don’t. They’re fruit. See also New Zealand.

Added by a Guest on August 19, 2026| 12 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

2. If You Wear Your Socks Inside Out, is the Whole Universe Wearing the Socks Except You?

This is a legitimate question.

Added by LilSillyGoose on August 4, 2026| 20 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

3. Are You Abe Lincoln?

Because I like your hat.

Added by a Guest on August 2, 2026| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

4. Do dogs only lick us because they know we have bones inside?

See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on May 31, 2026| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

5. Why is Pizza Spelled Pizza When It Should be Petesa?

See also Pizza.

Added by a Guest on May 18, 2026| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny question.

Funny Questions

7. What Was the Reaction of the First Person to Hear a Parrot Talk?

See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on April 15, 2026| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

8. Why Did the Old Man Fall Down the Well?

Because he didn’t see that well.

Added by a Guest on March 26, 2026| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

10. If Laughing is Laughter, Then Why is Coughing Not Called Coughter?

Added by a Guest on March 15, 2026| 14 Comments | You Like This |

Top Contributors of Funny Questions

We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.