Funny Questions

Funny Questions

1. What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

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2. What Starts With ‘E’ and Ends With ‘E,’ But Only Has One Letter in It?

Envelope.

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3. Cargo Space?

Car no go space, car go road. See also Dad Jokes.

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4. What Even is a Turtle Dove?

Something I wonder every Christmas but always forget to search up. See also Christmas.

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6. What do you call a polar bear wearing headphones?

Anything you want, it can’t hear you.

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7. Questions about Chip ‘n’ Dale

What's up with them? Do they have a house? Do they have other family? Do they live together or separate? What kind of chipmunks are they? What region of the world do they live in? Why are they so tall at the Disney parks? Why does Dale have a red nose? See also Disney.

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8. Why did you eat your baby?

My friend’s 3-year old, when I was pregnant. See also Pregnancy.

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10. What do you call a person that sews quickly?

Tailor Swift.

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