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81. How do I tell my parents I’m adopted?

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82. Wait, where’d all my money go?

“Oh yeah, I’m riding it.”
― Me on My $5,000 Horse See also Horses, Money.

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83. Do dogs think in English or barks?

See also Dogs.

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84. Is a gingerbread man made of his house, or is his house made of him?

See also Dessert.

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85. What was the person who discovered milk doing to the cow?

Seriously. See also Cows, Dairy.

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86. What's the Biggest Mammal in the World?

Dumb kid: An elephant.
Smart kid: A whale.
Me: Yo mamma.
See also Yo Mama.

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87. Hey, do you want to hear a joke?

Nevermind, I was going to tell a joke about time travel, but you didn't like it.

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88. If “guns don’t kill people, people kill people,” then does that mean toasters don’t toast toast, toast toasts toast?

See also Guns.

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89. Do prison buses have emergency exits?

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90. Are children who act in R-rated movies allowed to see them?

See also Children.

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