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81. What's the Biggest Mammal in the World?

Dumb kid: An elephant.
Smart kid: A whale.
Me: Yo mamma.
See also Yo Mama.

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82. Hey, do you want to hear a joke?

Nevermind, I was going to tell a joke about time travel, but you didn't like it.

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83. If “guns don’t kill people, people kill people,” then does that mean toasters don’t toast toast, toast toasts toast?

See also Guns.

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84. Do prison buses have emergency exits?

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85. Are children who act in R-rated movies allowed to see them?

See also Children.

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86. What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta. See also Puns.

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87. Can You Raed Tihs? If So, Tehn Cnogrtas. Mnay Poelpe Cna't. All Taht You Hvae to Do is Mkae Srue Taht the Frsit and Lsat Lteerts Saty the Smae.

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88. Why Don’t You See Elephants Playing Hide and Seek?

Because they are so good at it. See also Elephants.

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89. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

See also Witches.

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90. What did the seal with a broken flipper say to the shark?

Do not consume if seal is broken. See also Sharks.

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