Funny Questions

Funny Questions

81. Why do shoelaces, which are meant to stay tied, come untied after walking a few steps, yet headphones, which are meant to stay straight, get all tangled up and take lots of skill to untie?

See also Accessories, Annoying, Shoes.

Added by awesomeguy21 on September 8, 2018| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

82. I Wonder Where Noah Kept the Woodpeckers on His Ark?

See also Bible.

Added by a Guest on August 28, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

83. Isn't a Thesaurus a Dinosaur?

Asked the ignorant 10-year-old me. See also Dinosaurs, Grammar.

Added by a Guest on August 8, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

84. What's the Past Tense of Yeet?

1: Yeeted. 2. Yeeten. 3: Yote. 4: Yoot. 5: Yet. 6: Yat. 7: Yoten. 8: Yute. 9: Yeed. 10: Yeet. 11: Yot. 12: Yuted. 13: Yoted. 14: Yee. 15: Yest.

Cast your vote in the comments. See also Grammar.

Added by suckanegg on August 4, 2018| 57 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

85. What if There's a Ghost Break-Dancing Next to You?

It's possible. William Shakespeare's ghost could be aggressively breakdancing by you, and you wouldn't even know. See also Ghosts.

Added by freshavocado on May 25, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny question?

Funny Questions

86. How Do You Make Holy Water?

You boil the hell out of it. See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on April 28, 2018| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

87. Is a Zebra White with Black Stripes or Black with White Stripes?

Added by Ninjajack34 on April 27, 2018| 24 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

88. Why Couldn't the Bicycle Stand on Its Own?

Because it was two tired. See also Bicycles, Dad Jokes.

Added by a Guest on April 25, 2018| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

89. Why Should You Never Give Elsa a Balloon?

Because she'll let it go. See also Disney.

Added by a Guest on April 19, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

90. Is Ketchup a Smoothie?

If it is, does that make cereal a soup?

Added by a Guest on April 10, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.