Funny Questions

Funny Questions

81. If Spongebob is the main character, why is Patrick the star?

See also Cartoons.

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82. Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing. See also Soda.

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83. Who broke into my bar and stole our limbo stick?

Seriously, how low can you go?

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84. Why do fish live in salt water?

Because they’d sneeze if they lived in pepper water. See also Fish.

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85. If the Person Who Invented the Walkie Talkie Invented Something Else, What Would They Call it?

Would a car be a Drovey Wovey?

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86. What if Dogs Only Fetch Because They Think That Throwing the Ball or Stick Makes You Happy?

See also Dogs.

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87. Why Don't They Remove the Head at the Start of Scooby-doo?

If 100% of my cases were solved by removing the head, I would definitely start by doing that. So why wait? See also Cartoons.

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88. What Do You Call Someone with No Body and No Nose?

Nobody knows. See also Body.

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89. What Type of Dog Gets Sad when He Eats Fruit?

A melon-collie. See also Dogs, Fruits, Puns.

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90. Why Did the Ducks Cross the Road?

I don’t know. See also Birds, Ducks.

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