Funny Questions

Funny Questions

81. You Shut the Oven Off, Right?

Every person ever going on a long trip.

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82. Why Did the Snail Paint the "S" on the Side of His Car?

So when he drove by, people would see the escargot. See also Cars.

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83. Can You Say These Four Words Outloud Really Fast Without Getting Tounge Twisted?

Eye, Yam, Stew, Peed. See also Pranks.

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84. If You Punch Yourself and It Hurts, Are You Weak or Are You Strong?

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85. If Snails Are So Slow, Why Don't We Ever See Them Coming? It's Like... Boom, There's a Snail.

Maybe they're only slow when we're watching...

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86. What Do You Call a Bisexual in a Heterosexual Relationship?

A bisexual. See also Sex.

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87. If April Showers Bring May Flowers What Do May Flowers Bring?

The pilgrims. See also History.

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89. I Wonder Where Noah Kept the Woodpeckers on His Ark?

See also Bible.

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90. Isn't a Thesaurus a Dinosaur?

Asked the ignorant 10-year-old me. See also Dinosaurs, Grammar.

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