Funny Questions

Funny Questions

101. What's a Foot Long and Slippery?

A slipper. See also Shoes.

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102. Are Dwayne Johnson and The Rock Related?

They look alike. See also Celebrities.

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103. If Poison Expires, is It Less Dangerous or More Dangerous?

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104. Why Do Elephants Paint Their Toenails Red?

So they can hide in cherry trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Exactly.

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105. What's a Cow's Favorite Animal?

A moooose! Just kidding. It's a cow. See also Cows.

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106. If a Coconut Has Hair and Milk, Why Isn't It Considered a Mammal?

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107. Why Don't Snakes Like High Fives?

Because it reminds them that they don't have any arms. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

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108. If You Punch Yourself and It Hurts Are You Weak, or Strong?

See also Paradox.

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109. Where Are My Pants?

See also Pants.

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110. Airplane Food, Amirite?

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