Funny Questions
Funny Questions
132. What Do You Want Me to Do? Have a Basket for Each Egg?
Homer Simpson after being told not to put all his eggs in one basket. See also Simpsons.
Funny Questions
133. Did You Hear About the Mathematician Who is Scared of Negative Numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them. See also Math.
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Funny Questions
136. What is a foot long, is made mostly of leather, and sounds like a sneeze?
A Shoe. See also Shoes.
Funny Questions
139. When a bee is in your hand, what is in your eye?
Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder. See also Bees, Puns.