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131. Does Anyone Else Feel Cheated When You Wake Up Before Your Alarm Goes Off?

I sure do.

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132. What's a Foot Long and Slippery?

A slipper. See also Shoes.

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133. Are Dwayne Johnson and The Rock Related?

They look alike. See also Celebrities.

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134. If Poison Expires, is It Less Dangerous or More Dangerous?

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135. Why Do Elephants Paint Their Toenails Red?

So they can hide in cherry trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Exactly.

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136. What's a Cow's Favorite Animal?

A moooose! Just kidding. It's a cow. See also Cows.

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137. If a Coconut Has Hair and Milk, Why Isn't It Considered a Mammal?

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138. Why Don't Snakes Like High Fives?

Because it reminds them that they don't have any arms. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

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139. If You Punch Yourself and It Hurts Are You Weak, or Strong?

See also Paradox.

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140. Where Are My Pants?

See also Pants.

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