Funny Questions
Funny Questions
131. If Poison Expires, is It Less Dangerous or More Dangerous?
Funny Questions
132. Why Do Elephants Paint Their Toenails Red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Exactly.
Funny Questions
133. What's a Cow's Favorite Animal?
A moooose! Just kidding. It's a cow. See also Cows.
Funny Questions
134. If a Coconut Has Hair and Milk, Why Isn't It Considered a Mammal?
Funny Questions
135. Why Don't Snakes Like High Fives?
Because it reminds them that they don't have any arms. See also Reptiles, Snakes.
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Funny Questions
138. Airplane Food, Amirite?
Funny Questions
140. What Do You Get when You Put Nutella on Salmon?
Salmonella. See also Chocolate.