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131. Since There's an Untimely Death, What Constitutes a Timely Death?

Well, he died on Wednesday, we buried him on Friday, and still had the weekend free! That's timing! See also Death, Weekends.

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132. What is Plaid and Has a Snout?

A detective dog! See also Dogs.

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133. Did You Hear the Joke About the Broom?

It's sweeping the country. See also Dad Jokes.

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134. What's the Dumbest Animal in the Jungle?

A polar bear.

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135. What Do You Call a Fake Noodle?

An Impasta. See also Pasta.

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136. Why Don't You Ever See Elephants Hiding in Trees?

Because they're good at it.

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137. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Carrot?

A parrot. See also Birds, Vegetables.

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138. Which Planet is the Sun?

Asked my dumb friend. See also Planets.

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139. Why do parents lower the volume in the car when they are trying to find a street address?

It makes no sense. See also Cars, Parents.

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140. If someone is 99 pounds and they eat 1 pound of nachos, are they 1% nacho?

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