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131. Why Do Elephants Paint Their Toenails Red?

So they can hide in cherry trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Exactly.

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132. What's a Cow's Favorite Animal?

A moooose! Just kidding. It's a cow. See also Cows.

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133. If a Coconut Has Hair and Milk, Why Isn't It Considered a Mammal?

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134. Why Don't Snakes Like High Fives?

Because it reminds them that they don't have any arms. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

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135. If You Punch Yourself and It Hurts Are You Weak, or Strong?

See also Paradox.

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136. Where Are My Pants?

See also Pants.

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137. Airplane Food, Amirite?

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138. How Do Canadians Spell Canada?

C, eh? N, eh? D, eh? See also Canadian.

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139. What Do You Get when You Put Nutella on Salmon?

Salmonella. See also Chocolate.

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140. Does Anyone Put Gloves in a Glove Box?

When it's cold, I'm wearing 'em, otherwise they are not around. Is it still a glove box then? See also Cars, Old-Timey.

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