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Funny Things to Do

1. Looking At A Cat's Eyes To Figure Out The Time.

At the time I'm posting this, the cat's eyes would be a needle. See also Cats.

Added by BleededEyesight on September 3, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2. Buying Red Bull, Then Suing Them For False Advertising.

I wanted my wings!

Added by BleededEyesight on August 28, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Observations

5. If You're Drowning in Saltwater, Your Lungs Will Start to Bleed, So You End Up Drowning in Saltwater and Your Own Blood.

As if you needed to be more scared of the ocean. See also Death.

Added by BleededEyesight on June 23, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

6. Buy A Fridge Magnet, Then Sell The Fridges.

Added by BleededEyesight on June 16, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

7. My Girlfriend Broke Up with Me, So I Took Her Wheelchair

Guess who came crawling back.

Added by BleededEyesight on May 21, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Observations

8. There Are More Funny Observations Then Funny TV Shows

Proved by this. See also Meta.

Added by BleededEyesight on March 25, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

9. What's The Dumbest Question You Can Think Of?

Wait hold on...

Added by BleededEyesight on March 25, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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