1. If You're Drowning in Saltwater, Your Lungs Will Start to Bleed, So You End Up Drowning in Saltwater and Your Own Blood.
As if you needed to be more scared of the ocean. See also Death.
Guess who came crawling back.
Proved by this. See also Meta.
The easiest way to screw with someone. See also Technology.
See also Flatulence.