At the time I'm posting this, the cat's eyes would be a needle. See also Cats.
I wanted my wings!
See also Dogs.
5. If You're Drowning in Saltwater, Your Lungs Will Start to Bleed, So You End Up Drowning in Saltwater and Your Own Blood.
As if you needed to be more scared of the ocean. See also Death.
Guess who came crawling back.
Proved by this. See also Meta.