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Funny Phrases

11. Even If You're Trash, You Can Succeed At Anything!

It's called garbage CAN, not garbage CANNOT.

Added by BleededEyesight on November 24, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

12. I Saw A Man Try To Rub Out Pen With A Eraser...

It really rubbed me the wrong way.

Added by BleededEyesight on November 15, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

13. Don't Stress About Life

You won't make it out alive anyway. See also Death, Life.

Added by BleededEyesight on November 13, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

14. Tattoo A Loved One's DNA Onto You

This is a thing now. What.

Added by BleededEyesight on November 12, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

15. Lavender Town Syndrome

I cannot believe that in the history of this site, nobody has done this before. Seriously. See also Pokèmon.

Added by BleededEyesight on November 11, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

16. Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?

This had to be done eventually. See also Television.

Added by BleededEyesight on November 11, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

18. How To Fly A Plane.

Use the steering wheel to move left or right. Credit to Bill Wurtz. See also Planes.

Added by BleededEyesight on October 21, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

19. Millinillion

Still closer to 0 than infinity. See also Numbers.

Added by BleededEyesight on October 21, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

20. Does Lightning McQueen Have Health Care or Car Insurance?

See also Cars.

Added by BleededEyesight on October 8, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

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