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Funny Sayings

31. 100% of Deaths Are Caused by Dying.

See also Death.

Added by BleededEyesight on September 13, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

32. Always Finish Your Sentence.

Or appeal, or bail, or break out, or...

Added by BleededEyesight on September 12, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

33. How to Make "friends".

Travel back in time, kill the creators and pitch the show yourself.

Added by BleededEyesight on August 18, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

34. [Insert Unoriginal Joke Here]

[insert [insert unoriginal joke here] joke here]

Added by BleededEyesight on May 3, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

35. What Do You Call a Blue Orange?

Still an orange, because it's still the same fruit, only a different colour. Duh. See also Fruits.

Added by BleededEyesight on May 3, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

36. Flex Tape\Seal

"The easy way to fix boats and other stuff." - Phil Swift See also Boats.

Added by BleededEyesight on April 21, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Movies

37. A Car's Life

Why? I seriously don't know why.

Added by BleededEyesight on February 21, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

38. "Do Not EVER Use Fahrenheit." - Golf Ball, 2013.

"Okay..." - Tennis Ball, 2013.

Added by BleededEyesight on February 21, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

39. Play Foot Bag.

Courtesy of JonTron.

Added by BleededEyesight on February 21, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

40. Swood

Also courtesy of JonTron.

Added by BleededEyesight on February 21, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

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