BleededEyesight's Entries

Funny Things to Do

31. Wear Your T-Shirt Backwards.

See how many people notice.

Added by BleededEyesight on October 1, 2018| Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

32. Hello, Is It Me You're Looking For?

Added by BleededEyesight on September 29, 2018| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

33. Homeless Snail

Also known as a slug.

Added by BleededEyesight on September 17, 2018| Comment | 57 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

34. Take Your Age. Subtract 2. Then Add 2.

That's your age. See also Math.

Added by BleededEyesight on September 17, 2018| 8 Comments | 112 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

35. 100% of Deaths Are Caused by Dying.

See also Death.

Added by BleededEyesight on September 13, 2018| 1 Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

36. Always Finish Your Sentence.

Or appeal, or bail, or break out, or...

Added by BleededEyesight on September 12, 2018| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

37. How to Make "friends".

Travel back in time, kill the creators and pitch the show yourself.

Added by BleededEyesight on August 18, 2018| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

38. [Insert Unoriginal Joke Here]

[insert [insert unoriginal joke here] joke here]

Added by BleededEyesight on May 3, 2018| Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

39. What Do You Call a Blue Orange?

Still an orange, because it's still the same fruit, only a different colour. Duh. See also Fruits.

Added by BleededEyesight on May 3, 2018| Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Products

40. Flex Tape\Seal

"The easy way to fix boats and other stuff." - Phil Swift See also Boats.

Added by BleededEyesight on April 21, 2018| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike