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Funny Advice

21. Don't Stress About Life

You won't make it out alive anyway. See also Death, Life.

Added by BleededEyesight on November 13, 2018| 1 Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

22. Tattoo A Loved One's DNA Onto You

This is a thing now. What.

Added by BleededEyesight on November 12, 2018| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

23. Lavender Town Syndrome

I cannot believe that in the history of this site, nobody has done this before. Seriously. See also Pokèmon.

Added by BleededEyesight on November 11, 2018| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

24. Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?

This had to be done eventually. See also Television.

Added by BleededEyesight on November 11, 2018| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

25. I Got a New Boomerang Recently, but I'm Having Trouble Throwing Away My Old One

Added by BleededEyesight on November 6, 2018| 8 Comments | 117 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

26. How To Fly A Plane.

Use the steering wheel to move left or right. Credit to Bill Wurtz. See also Planes.

Added by BleededEyesight on October 21, 2018| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

27. Millinillion

Still closer to 0 than infinity. See also Numbers.

Added by BleededEyesight on October 21, 2018| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

28. Does Lightning McQueen Have Health Care or Car Insurance?

See also Cars.

Added by BleededEyesight on October 8, 2018| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

29. Oxymoron

A phrase or word that contradicts itself. Example: Pretty ugly.

Added by BleededEyesight on October 2, 2018| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

30. Always Make Sure That Every Word In Your Response Is Spelt Right.

Trust me, I chacked this five times. See also Spelling.

Added by BleededEyesight on October 1, 2018| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike