Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

2. “The best way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.”

―Will Rogers See also Money.

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3. “He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.”

―Charles de Gaulle

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4. “The Texan turned out to be good-natured, generous and likable. In three days no one could stand him.”

―Joseph Heller in Catch-22 See also Literature.

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5. “Yeah, No.”

―My Wi-Fi when I'm trying to play Fortnite See also Internet.

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6. “The kid is not my son.”

―Michael Jackson

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8. “Stay golden Ponyboy, stay gold.”

A literal classic. 💅🏽

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