Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

2. “Stay golden Ponyboy, stay gold.”

A literal classic. 💅🏽

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6. “Kkkssssssssssssss”

―Scissors when you get that perfect angle

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7. “MMMMMMMMMMM… Beep!”

―Microwave See also Appliances.

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8. “Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries!’”

The last words of James French, a serial killer who was put to death by electric chair. See also Death.

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9. “Turn me over, I’m done on this side.”

Famous last words of Saint Lawrence as he was being burned alive. What a legend. See also Death, Fire.

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