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2. “When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.”
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3. “Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?”
―Lillian Donovan
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4. “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
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7. “The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.”
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8. “Turn me over, I’m done on this side.”
Famous last words of Saint Lawrence as he was being burned alive. What a legend. See also Death, Fire.
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9. “Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries!’”
The last words of James French, a serial killer who was put to death by electric chair. See also Death.
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10. “Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.”
―Bill Murray