Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

1. "I Tried Taking the Shell off of a Snail in the Hopes of It Being Faster..."

But it just ended up being more sluggish. -Hank Green

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2. "I'm on a Rock."

Said every kid playing lava floor ever.

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3. "You Can’t Just Let Nature Run Wild."

-Walter J. Hickel, who was governor of Alaska, United States secretary of the interior, and then governor again

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4. Dan

-This quote is the wrong way round.

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5. "No, I have a forcefield!"

So says your annoying childhood friend, every time you played pretend shooting games. Worth trying at work, though. See also Annoying, Children.

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6. "Never Wear Anything That Panics the Cat."

- P.J. O'Rourke See also Cats.

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7. "I think gay marriage should be between a man and a woman."

Arnold Schwarzenegger in 2003. See also Politics.

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8. "Be Nice to Nerds. Chances Are, You'll End Up Working for One."

- Bill Gates See also Nerds.

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9. "Wrong."

- The President of the United States See also Politics.

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10. "Luke, I am your father."

Actually, everyone has it wrong. It's actually, "No, I am your father." See also Misquotes, Star Wars.

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