Funny Quotes
Funny Quotes
1. “The Texan turned out to be good-natured, generous and likable. In three days no one could stand him.”
―Joseph Heller in Catch-22 See also Literature.
Funny Quotes
4. “I like Nerds because I’m actually craving aquarium gravel, and it takes the edge off.”
―Me See also Candy.
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Funny Quotes
6. “Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?”
―Lillian Donovan