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Funny Quotes
3. “I like Nerds because I’m actually craving aquarium gravel, and it takes the edge off.”
―Me See also Candy.
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5. “Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?”
―Lillian Donovan
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6. “When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.”
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7. “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
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10. “Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries!’”
The last words of James French, a serial killer who was put to death by electric chair. See also Death.