Funny Quotes
Funny Quotes
1. “I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.”
―Woody Allen See also Death.
Funny Quotes
2. “The best way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.”
―Will Rogers See also Money.
Funny Quotes
4. “The Texan turned out to be good-natured, generous and likable. In three days no one could stand him.”
―Joseph Heller in Catch-22 See also Literature.
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Funny Quotes
7. “I like Nerds because I’m actually craving aquarium gravel, and it takes the edge off.”
―Me See also Candy.
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9. “Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?”
―Lillian Donovan