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1. "I don't want to be be like most boys."

- Most Boys See also Boys.

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2. "I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job, because he will find an easy way to do It."

- Bill Gates See also Lazy.

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3. "Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."

- Albert Einstein See also Marriage, Men, Women.

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4. "I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want to eat 2,000 of something."

- Mitch Hedberg

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5. “I Mean It!”

Says my English teacher. She never does. See also Schools, Teachers.

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6. "I Tried Taking the Shell off of a Snail in the Hopes of It Being Faster..."

But it just ended up being more sluggish. -Hank Green

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7. "I'm on a Rock."

Said every kid playing lava floor ever.

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8. "You Can’t Just Let Nature Run Wild."

-Walter J. Hickel, who was governor of Alaska, United States secretary of the interior, and then governor again

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9. Dan

-This quote is the wrong way round.

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10. "No, I have a forcefield!"

So says your annoying childhood friend, every time you played pretend shooting games. Worth trying at work, though. See also Annoying, Children.

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