Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

1. “Wa”

―Pac-Man Getting Cut Off Mid-Sentence See also Video Games.

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2. “Make-up can only make you look pretty on the outside, but it doesn’t help if you’re ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the make-up.”

―Audrey Hepburn See also Beauty.

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3. “You’re a Wizard, Katniss.”

―Yoda

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4. “The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.”

―Bill Murray

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5. “You talk to God, you’re religious. God talks to you, you’re psychotic.”

―Dr. Gregory House See also Religion.

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6. “You Shall Not Pass!”

―Dumbledore from Star Trek See also Star Wars.

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7. “My name is Bobby, I like to party, and if you don't believe me, watch me shake my body!”

―Bobby Hill

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8. “A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.”

―Yogi Berra

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9. “If you can’t be kind, at least be vague.”

―Judith Martin

You’re… alive?

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10. “Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2,000 of something.”

―Mitch Hedberg

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