Funny Quotes
Funny Quotes
31. “If rum can’t fix it, you’re not using enough rum.”
Funny Quotes
33. “The sweet smell of spilled electric guts. The sparking diodes… I freaking live for this!”
―The Toaster See also Appliances.
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Funny Quotes
36. “If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.”
Thanks for the advice, Clint Eastwood. See also Appliances.
Funny Quotes
37. “Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a deserted island, what book I’d bring… ‘How to Build a Boat.’”
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39. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should’ve been more specific.”
―Lily Tomlin
Funny Quotes
40. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”
―Michael Scott See also The Office.