Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

31. “There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.”

―Mindy Kaling

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32. “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.”

―Lemony Snicket See also Cats.

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33. “It is only when mosquito land on your testicles that you realize there is a way to solve problems without using violence.”

―Unknown See also Violence.

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34. “If rum can’t fix it, you’re not using enough rum.”

―Captain Jack Sparrow See also Alcohol, Pirates.

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35. “No.”

―My Mum See also Parents.

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36. “The sweet smell of spilled electric guts. The sparking diodes… I freaking live for this!”

―The Toaster See also Appliances.

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37. “All Toasters Toast Toast!“

―Mario in Hotel Mario See also Video Games.

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38. “Please don’t waste your life on useless websites.”

―Mom

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39. “If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.”

Thanks for the advice, Clint Eastwood. See also Appliances.

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40. “Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a deserted island, what book I’d bring… ‘How to Build a Boat.’”

―Steven Wright See also Boats, Islands.

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