Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

31. “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.”

―Mark Twain See also Death.

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32. “Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.”

―Bill Murray

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33. “An SSL error has occurred and a secure connection to the server cannot be made”

―William Shakespeare See also Internet, Technology.

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34. “That’s what she said.”

―John F. Kennedy See also Presidents.

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35. “Don’t believe everything you read on the Internet.”

―Bob Dylan, drummer for Metallica

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36. “Don’t believe everything you see on the internet.”

―John Lennon

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37. “Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.”

―Mark Twain

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38. “You would think that a rock star being married to a super-model would be one of the greatest things in the world. It is.”

―David Bowie

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39. “Ur Mom.”

―Abraham Lincoln

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40. “There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.”

―Mindy Kaling

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