Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

31. “If rum can’t fix it, you’re not using enough rum.”

―Captain Jack Sparrow See also Alcohol, Pirates.

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32. “No.”

―My Mum See also Parents.

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34. “All Toasters Toast Toast!“

―Mario in Hotel Mario See also Video Games.

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35. “Please don’t waste your life on useless websites.”

―Mom

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36. “If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.”

Thanks for the advice, Clint Eastwood. See also Appliances.

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38. “Be Strong.”

―Me to My Wi-Fi Router See also Internet, Technology.

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40. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”

―Michael Scott See also The Office.

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