Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

31. "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."

Attributed to British journalist Miles Kington. See also Fruits.

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32. "My cat's breath smells like cat food."

So sayeth Ralph Wiggum. See also Cats.

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33. "Though she be but little, she is fierce!"

Shakespeare in A Midsummer Night's Dream. See also Literature, Shakespeare.

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34. "You, all right?! I learned it by watching you!"

Any one from the 80's will get this. Its the anti-drug PSA. See also 80's, Drugs.

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35. "Smoking Kills. If You're Killed, You've Lost a Very Important Part of Your Life"

Brooke Shields may or may not have said this. See also Celebrities, Smoking.

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36. "Villain, I Have Done Thy Mother."

From Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus, the original Yo Mama joke. See also Shakespeare.

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37. "Whatever."

-The Teenager

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38. "I've found that if you put the name of some dead philosopher at the end of a quote, people will believe it." -Plato

See also Philosophy.

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39. "It seems like everybody's in love or in a relationship. I'm just here like,'I like that tree. That's a nice tree...'"

So saith an unknown Facebooker.

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40. "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

So sayeth Groucho Marx. See also Dogs.

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