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31. “No.”

―Hamlet See also Shakespeare.

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32. “One day this quote will be on Inherently Funny.''

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33. “If you want to do that thing, do the thing that you are required to do for that thing.”

―A Wise Man

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34. “My name is Albert Einstein.”

―Albert Einstein

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35. “Anything Yogi Berra ever said.”

―Me

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36. “By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”

―Robert Frost See also Work.

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37. “I’d walk through fire for you. Well, not fire, because it’s dangerous.”

I’d walk through a very humid room for you. But not too humid because, you know, my hair. See also Fire, Hair.

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38. “Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner over the driveway just to ensure that the neighbors never talk to me.”

―Janis Ian

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39. “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”

―Albert Einstein See also Science.

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40. “I will wait forever… if you’re not too long.”

Thank you, Oscar Wilde.

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