Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

31. “Please don’t waste your life on useless websites.”

―Mom

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32. “If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.”

Thanks for the advice, Clint Eastwood. See also Appliances.

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34. “Be Strong.”

―Me to My Wi-Fi Router See also Internet, Technology.

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36. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”

―Michael Scott See also The Office.

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37. “Bad Morning!”

―6-year-old me to my teacher
See also Schools, Teachers.

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38. “On the Contrary!”

Henrik Ibsen’s last words, in response to his nurse saying he was doing better. See also Literature.

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39. “It’s okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings.”

―Kurt Cobain See also Fish.

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40. “Don’t be the drug dealer. Marry the drug dealer.”

―My World Literature Teacher See also Drugs.

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