Funny Quotes
Funny Quotes
31. “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.”
―Lemony Snicket See also Cats.
Funny Quotes
32. “It is only when mosquito land on your testicles that you realize there is a way to solve problems without using violence.”
―Unknown See also Violence.
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33. “If rum can’t fix it, you’re not using enough rum.”
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35. “The sweet smell of spilled electric guts. The sparking diodes… I freaking live for this!”
―The Toaster See also Appliances.
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Funny Quotes
38. “If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.”
Thanks for the advice, Clint Eastwood. See also Appliances.