Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

31. “You would think that a rock star being married to a super-model would be one of the greatest things in the world. It is.”

―David Bowie

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32. “Ur Mom.”

―Abraham Lincoln

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33. “There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.”

―Mindy Kaling

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34. “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.”

―Lemony Snicket See also Cats.

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35. “It is only when mosquito land on your testicles that you realize there is a way to solve problems without using violence.”

―Unknown See also Violence.

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36. “If rum can’t fix it, you’re not using enough rum.”

―Captain Jack Sparrow See also Alcohol, Pirates.

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37. “No.”

―My Mum See also Parents.

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38. “The sweet smell of spilled electric guts. The sparking diodes… I freaking live for this!”

―The Toaster See also Appliances.

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39. “All Toasters Toast Toast!“

―Mario in Hotel Mario See also Video Games.

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40. “Please don’t waste your life on useless websites.”

―Mom

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