Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

31. “All Toasters Toast Toast!“

―Mario in Hotel Mario See also Video Games.

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32. “Please don’t waste your life on useless websites.”

―Mom

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33. “If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.”

Thanks for the advice, Clint Eastwood. See also Appliances.

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34. “Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a deserted island, what book I’d bring… ‘How to Build a Boat.’”

―Steven Wright See also Boats, Islands.

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35. “Be Strong.”

―Me to My Wi-Fi Router See also Internet, Technology.

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36. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should’ve been more specific.”

―Lily Tomlin

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37. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”

―Michael Scott See also The Office.

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38. “Bad Morning!”

―6-year-old me to my teacher
See also Schools, Teachers.

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39. “On the Contrary!”

Henrik Ibsen’s last words, in response to his nurse saying he was doing better. See also Literature.

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40. “It’s okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings.”

―Kurt Cobain See also Fish.

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