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My friends and I were talking about lookouts, when my friend Jack started listing all the lookouts he knew, and some of them weren't even real. It got annoying. ' The lap lookout, the metal lookout, the elastic lookout, th-' But then my friend Mila interrupted with ' And the Jack lookout because I'm about to throw this ruler at your head!!!!'

Liv on November 23, 2022


I hope Jack's okay.

Yeetaleetthesecond on November 29, 2022

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