The act of slapping someone with a fish See also Fish.
2. Beautiful Can't be Spelled Without an 'I' but Ugly Can't be Spelled Without a 'U'
3. Never Say That the Day Can't Get Worse.
Life will probably take it as a challenge.
4. Don't Try to be Normal.
'Normal' is just a standard.
5. Don't Try and be Someone Else.
It gets boring. Trust me I know.
6. Don't Listen to Loud Music While Vacuuming
I did two rooms before I realized the vacuum wasn't on.
7. Get Fat.
Then you'll be harder to kidnap