Funny Toys
Funny Toys
1. Corn Cob Dolls
Laura Ingalls Wilder played with a corn cob wrapped in a handkerchief. She pretended it was a regular doll. See also Literature.
Funny Toys
2. Random Outside Stuff
Grass, dirt, etc. For when your parents kick you outside. See also Parents.
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3. Pooping Dogs Puzzle Shop
Exactly what it sounds like. See also Dogs, Puzzles, Scatological.
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4. Just a Normal Pony
It's just a normal toy pony until you cut it in half. Then there is a cut off dolls head inside! With a ponytail for the tail for the pony.
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5. Angry Birds Knock on Wood Shop
A board game version of the video game for—I don't know—the Amish? See also Video Games.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny toy.
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6. Cast Iron Banks That Flip Coins Inside
Around the turn of the 19th century, an insidious way to get others to put coins in your bank. Flips 'em in faster than you can actually see, so it has to be done again and again. Also doubles as a weapon -- heavy blunt object in a kid's room. See also Old-Timey.
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7. Sheep Noise Maker Shop
Upside down then up, and then "Baaaa," a SHEEP NOISE! See also Farming.
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10. Buttheads Shop
Another attempt at trying to market doll-like things with disgusting premises to nine year old boys who more interested in Nerf guns and X-Box games.