Funny Toys

1. Shovel

Dig a hole in the yard. Get in trouble. Do it again.

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2. Coal

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3. A Can

Sporting equipment for kick the can—what was it, an old form of soccer or something? See also Old-Timey.

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4. Gotta Go Turdle Shop

Batteries included. See also Reptiles, Scatological.

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5. Paper Burning Kit for Kids

See also 60's.

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6. Batman Squirt Gun

Pull a trigger extending from Batman's crotch to squirt water from his mouth.

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7. Monopoly Shop

The board game that never ends. Ever. See also Games.

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8. PlayStation 4

A magic box that eats thin, silver donuts. See also Video Games.

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9. Corn Cob Dolls

Laura Ingalls Wilder played with a corn cob wrapped in a handkerchief. She pretended it was a regular doll. See also Literature.

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10. Random Outside Stuff

Grass, dirt, etc. For when your parents kick you outside. See also Parents.

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