Funny Toys

1. Gotta Go Flamingo Shop

A pooping, singing, sherbert-colored flamingo. See also Birds, Scatological.

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2. My First Vape

See also Made Up.

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3. Corn Hole

Of all the names they could have chosen…

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4. Cardboard Box

Playground for a child’s imagination, unless the cat gets to it first. See also Cats.

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5. Speed Poo Shop

A remote control poop.

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6. Caesar in the Freezer

Alternative to Elf on the Shelf.

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7. Cow Turd™

See also Scatological.

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8. Shovel

Dig a hole in the yard. Get in trouble. Do it again.

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9. Coal

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10. A Can

Sporting equipment for kick the can—what was it, an old form of soccer or something? See also Old-Timey.

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