Funny Toys

Funny Toys

1. Cardboard Box

Playground for a child’s imagination, unless the cat gets to it first. See also Cats.

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2. Speed Poo Shop

A remote control poop.

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3. Caesar in the Freezer

Alternative to Elf on the Shelf.

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4. Cow Turd™

See also Scatological.

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5. Shovel

Dig a hole in the yard. Get in trouble. Do it again.

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6. Coal

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7. A Can

Sporting equipment for kick the can—what was it, an old form of soccer or something? See also Old-Timey.

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8. Gotta Go Turdle Shop

Batteries included. See also Reptiles, Scatological.

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9. Paper Burning Kit for Kids

See also 60's.

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10. Batman Squirt Gun

Pull a trigger extending from Batman's crotch to squirt water from his mouth.

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