Funny Toys

Funny Toys

1. Cabbage Patch “Snack Time” Kids

Toys that got recalled in 1997 because they’d eat your hair. See also Dolls.

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2. Jolly Chimp

A cymbal-banging monkey with manic eyes. See also 50's, Monkeys.

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3. Little Miss No-Name

A doll designed to look like a homeless child with a tear in her eye. See also 60's, Dolls.

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4. Baby Laugh A-Lot

A doll with a notoriously loud, intense, and unsettling laugh. See also 70's, Dolls.

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5. Gotta Go Flamingo Shop

A pooping, singing, sherbert-colored flamingo. See also Birds, Scatological.

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6. My First Vape

See also Made Up.

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7. Corn Hole

Of all the names they could have chosen…

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8. Cardboard Box

Playground for a child’s imagination, unless the cat gets to it first. See also Cats.

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9. Speed Poo Shop

A remote control poop.

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10. Caesar in the Freezer

Alternative to Elf on the Shelf.

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