Funny Toys

Funny Toys

1. Random Outside Stuff

Grass, dirt, etc. For when your parents kick you outside. See also Parents.

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2. Pooping Dogs Puzzle Shop

Exactly what it sounds like. See also Dogs, Puzzles, Scatological.

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3. Just a Normal Pony

It's just a normal toy pony until you cut it in half. Then there is a cut off dolls head inside! With a ponytail for the tail for the pony.

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4. Angry Birds Knock on Wood Shop

A board game version of the video game for—I don't know—the Amish? See also Video Games.

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5. Cast Iron Banks That Flip Coins Inside

Around the turn of the 19th century, an insidious way to get others to put coins in your bank. Flips 'em in faster than you can actually see, so it has to be done again and again. Also doubles as a weapon -- heavy blunt object in a kid's room. See also Old-Timey.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 23, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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6. Sheep Noise Maker Shop

Upside down then up, and then "Baaaa," a SHEEP NOISE! See also Farming.

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7. Plastic Spoon Doll

A plastic spoon that you drew a face on with a marker.

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8. Pogo Sticks

Has anyone ever pogo'd for more than 30 seconds?

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9. Buttheads Shop

Another attempt at trying to market doll-like things with disgusting premises to nine year old boys who more interested in Nerf guns and X-Box games.

Added by a Guest on January 26, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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10. Pimple Pete Shop

"How many pimples can you pop without bursting the mega zit?" See also Body, Gross.

Added by a Guest on January 10, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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