Entries Tagged “Old-Timey”

Funny Sayings

1. Hogan's Goat

An old saying from the 1800's, meaning something so ugly or smelly that others complain. See also Goats, Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

2. Wearing Bottlecaps as Badges

The best part of your childhood secret society. See also Children, Old-Timey.

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Funny Things

3. Hiding a Comic Book Behind Your Textbook

If you're caught, your teacher will tell you that comic books are a one-way ticket to the jailhouse. See also Comics, Old-Timey, Schools.

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Funny Jobs

4. Truant Officer

All of the kids in the neighborhood know to avoid this 250-lb, red-faced, mustachioed curmudgeon who hides behind a trash can and will drag you right back into the classroom where a gray-haired schoolmarm will whack you with a ruler. See also Old-Timey, Police, Schools.

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Funny Things

5. Fish Skeletons

Dark alleyways are always littered with fish skeletons, apple cores, and bent tin cans. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things

6. Glass Eyes

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

7. Smashing Through a Window with a Pool Cue

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

8. Putting a Tack on Your Teacher's Chair

Even funnier if you do this to a sub. See also Old-Timey, Pranks, Schools.

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9. Blowing Dust off of a Book

Usually a very long book such as a dictionary, cookbook, or Bible. See also Old-Timey.

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10. Giving Your Teacher an Apple

I'm halfway through my senior year and have yet to see any teacher even eat an apple. See also Old-Timey, Schools.

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