Entries Tagged “Old-Timey”

Funny Phrases

1. Air Trip

See also Old-Timey.

Added by Tyler on August 17, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

2. Getting My Spells

See also Old-Timey.

Added by Ryan on March 16, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Songs

3. Turkey in the Straw

Also known as the Ice Cream Truck Song. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Sayings

4. Hogan's Goat

An old saying from the 1800's, meaning something so ugly or smelly that others complain. See also Goats, Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on June 10, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

5. Wearing Bottlecaps as Badges

The best part of your childhood secret society. See also Children, Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on April 28, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

6. Hiding a Comic Book Behind Your Textbook

If you're caught, your teacher will tell you that comic books are a one-way ticket to the jailhouse. See also Comics, Old-Timey, Schools.

Added by a Guest on April 23, 2018| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

7. Truant Officer

All of the kids in the neighborhood know to avoid this 250-lb, red-faced, mustachioed curmudgeon who hides behind a trash can and will drag you right back into the classroom where a gray-haired schoolmarm will whack you with a ruler. See also Old-Timey, Police, Schools.

Added by a Guest on April 19, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

8. Fish Skeletons

Dark alleyways are always littered with fish skeletons, apple cores, and bent tin cans. See also Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on April 13, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

9. Glass Eyes

See also Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on April 9, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

10. Smashing Through a Window with a Pool Cue

See also Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on March 23, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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