Entries Tagged “Old-Timey”
Funny Sayings
1. Hogan's Goat
An old saying from the 1800's, meaning something so ugly or smelly that others complain. See also Goats, Old-Timey.
Funny Things to Do
2. Wearing Bottlecaps as Badges
The best part of your childhood secret society. See also Children, Old-Timey.
Funny Things
3. Hiding a Comic Book Behind Your Textbook
If you're caught, your teacher will tell you that comic books are a one-way ticket to the jailhouse. See also Comics, Old-Timey, Schools.
Funny Jobs
4. Truant Officer
All of the kids in the neighborhood know to avoid this 250-lb, red-faced, mustachioed curmudgeon who hides behind a trash can and will drag you right back into the classroom where a gray-haired schoolmarm will whack you with a ruler. See also Old-Timey, Police, Schools.
Funny Things
5. Fish Skeletons
Dark alleyways are always littered with fish skeletons, apple cores, and bent tin cans. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Things to Do
8. Putting a Tack on Your Teacher's Chair
Even funnier if you do this to a sub. See also Old-Timey, Pranks, Schools.
Funny Things to Do
9. Blowing Dust off of a Book
Usually a very long book such as a dictionary, cookbook, or Bible. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Things to Do
10. Giving Your Teacher an Apple
I'm halfway through my senior year and have yet to see any teacher even eat an apple. See also Old-Timey, Schools.