173 Entries Tagged “Old-Timey”
Funny Things to Do
61. Sending Messages by Throwing Bricks Through Windows
An old pastime of the Mafia. Makes the recipient have to pay for repairs, too! See also Crime, Old-Timey.
Funny Things to Do
62. Changing an F to an A by Drawing a Line Down the Right Side
A fail-safe way to make your report cards look better. See also Old-Timey, Schools.
Funny Drinks
64. Poisoned Wine
A surefire way to dispatch kings, landlords, or anyone with a significant amount of money. See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.
Funny Things to Do
66. Jumping into a Pond to Escape a Swarm of Bees
And using a reed as a snorkel until they go away. See also Insects, Old-Timey.
Funny Things
69. Vintage Pencil Sharpeners
Always with the a crank handle and a spinning wheel of eight widths, even though all pencils come in one width. Also known as the Wrist-Breaker 5000. See also Old-Timey.