172 Entries Tagged “Old-Timey”
Funny Things to Do
61. Changing an F to an A by Drawing a Line Down the Right Side
A fail-safe way to make your report cards look better. See also Old-Timey, Schools.
Funny Drinks
63. Poisoned Wine
A surefire way to dispatch kings, landlords, or anyone with a significant amount of money. See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.
Funny Things to Do
65. Jumping into a Pond to Escape a Swarm of Bees
And using a reed as a snorkel until they go away. See also Insects, Old-Timey.
Funny Things
68. Vintage Pencil Sharpeners
Always with the a crank handle and a spinning wheel of eight widths, even though all pencils come in one width. Also known as the Wrist-Breaker 5000. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Instruments
70. Double-belled Euphoniums
The choice instrument of any parade in the Roaring Twenties. See also 20's, Old-Timey.