Entries Tagged “Crime”

Funny Advice

1. For $1, you can buy a candy bar from a vending machine. For $2, you can buy a brick, and get all the candy in the vending machine.

I didn't come up with this, I'm not clever enough. I just don't remember where I originally saw it. See also Candy, Crime.

Added by a Guest on March 25, 2018| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2. Sending Messages by Throwing Bricks Through Windows

An old pastime of the Mafia. Makes the recipient have to pay for repairs, too! See also Crime, Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on January 5, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

3. What Do You Call a Snobbish Criminal Going Down the Stairs?

A condescending con descending. See also Crime.

Added by a Guest on December 13, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

4. Usurp

To steal or misappropriate. See also Crime.

Added by a Guest on June 20, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

5. Liberating Things

I'm not stealing it, I'm liberating it! See also Crime.

Added by a Guest on March 31, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Books

6. The Night Dad Went To Jail Shop

A terribly sad-looking book that for some reason keeps popping up in books recommended for me. See also Crime.

Added by a Guest on October 2, 2015| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

7. Style Screamers

Look stylish while carrying a defense mechanism. Pull the tassel to emit a scream that's as loud as 130 decibels. See also Crime, Weapons.

Added by ntpony360 on June 6, 2015| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny People

8. Bunko Artist

A con man. See also Crime.

Added by Zorzi on December 26, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

9. Calaboose

Slang for a small prison. See also Crime.

Added by Zorzi on December 26, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny T-Shirts

10. Fat People Are Harder to Kidnap Shop

Saw it on my mate's t-shirt. Yeah, he was a big guy. :) See also Crime, Obesity.

Added by Inle on June 2, 2011| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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