27 Entries Tagged “Crime”
Funny Observations
2. If you get a loan from the bank, you pay it off for 30 years.
If you rob a bank, you’re out in 10 years. See also Crime, Money.
Funny People
3. J.J. Bittenbinder
If he’s real, I still have hope for Santa Claus. See also Crime, John Mulaney.
Funny Observations
4. Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you get robbed, but the robber hopes that you’re rich.
Go robbers. See also Crime.
Funny Advice
6. For $1, you can buy a candy bar from a vending machine. For $2, you can buy a brick, and get all the candy in the vending machine.
I didn't come up with this, I'm not clever enough. I just don't remember where I originally saw it. See also Candy, Crime.
Funny Things to Do
7. Sending Messages by Throwing Bricks Through Windows
An old pastime of the Mafia. Makes the recipient have to pay for repairs, too! See also Crime, Old-Timey.
Funny Questions
8. What Do You Call a Snobbish Criminal Going Down the Stairs?
A condescending con descending. See also Crime.