31 Entries Tagged “Crime”

Funny Sayings

1. The Naked Man Fears No Pickpocket

See also Crime, Nudity.

Added by a Guest on September 27, 2025| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

2. Bulgarious

Depending on who you ask, either friendly, social, and talkative, or pertaining to or involving burglary. See also Crime.

Added by a Guest on May 22, 2024| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

3. Permanently Borrow

Also known as stealing. See also Crime.

Added by a Guest on October 31, 2023| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

4. Borrowing Without Asking

Also known as stealing. See also Crime.

Added by GustavoFerrer on October 14, 2023| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

5. Cat Burglar Burgling Cat

A cat that steals cat burglars. See also Cats, Crime.

Added by a Guest on December 12, 2022| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

6. If you get a loan from the bank, you pay it off for 30 years.

If you rob a bank, you’re out in 10 years. See also Crime, Money.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 12, 2022| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny People

7. J.J. Bittenbinder

If he’s real, I still have hope for Santa Claus. See also Crime, John Mulaney.

Added by a Guest on November 3, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

8. Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you get robbed, but the robber hopes that you’re rich.

Go robbers. See also Crime.

Added by a Guest on October 3, 2020| 23 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

9. Burglar Hurdles

Also called a fence or gate. See also Crime.

Added by a Guest on October 23, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

10. For $1, you can buy a candy bar from a vending machine. For $2, you can buy a brick, and get all the candy in the vending machine.

I didn't come up with this, I'm not clever enough. I just don't remember where I originally saw it. See also Candy, Crime.

Added by a Guest on March 25, 2018| 16 Comments | You Like This |

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