23 Entries Tagged “Crime”
2. For $1, you can buy a candy bar from a vending machine. For $2, you can buy a brick, and get all the candy in the vending machine.
I didn't come up with this, I'm not clever enough. I just don't remember where I originally saw it. See also Candy, Crime.
An old pastime of the Mafia. Makes the recipient have to pay for repairs, too! See also Crime, Old-Timey.
A condescending con descending. See also Crime.
A terribly sad-looking book that for some reason keeps popping up in books recommended for me. See also Crime.
Saw it on my mate's t-shirt. Yeah, he was a big guy. :) See also Crime, Obesity.