26 Entries Tagged “Crime”
If you rob a bank, you’re out in 10 years. See also Crime, Money.
If he’s real, I still have hope for Santa Claus. See also Crime, John Mulaney.
3. Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you get robbed, but the robber hopes that you’re rich.
Go robbers. See also Crime.
5. For $1, you can buy a candy bar from a vending machine. For $2, you can buy a brick, and get all the candy in the vending machine.
I didn't come up with this, I'm not clever enough. I just don't remember where I originally saw it. See also Candy, Crime.
An old pastime of the Mafia. Makes the recipient have to pay for repairs, too! See also Crime, Old-Timey.
A condescending con descending. See also Crime.
A terribly sad-looking book that for some reason keeps popping up in books recommended for me. See also Crime.