13 Entries Tagged “Money”

Funny Quotes

1. “The best way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.”

―Will Rogers See also Money.

Added by easyid on July 28, 2025| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Observations

2. You Never Own Money, It’s Just Your Turn With It

See also Money.

Added by AmazingMazie on April 19, 2025| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

3. I Hate How the Cashier Feels the Need to Check if My Money is Counterfeit

If I could make fake money, I wouldn’t be at Dollar Tree. See also Money, Shopping.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 27, 2022| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Observations

4. If you get a loan from the bank, you pay it off for 30 years.

If you rob a bank, you’re out in 10 years. See also Crime, Money.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 12, 2022| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

5. Wait, where’d all my money go?

“Oh yeah, I’m riding it.”
― Me on My $5,000 Horse See also Horses, Money.

Added by a Guest on May 23, 2021| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

6. An Apple Phone a Year Makes Your Money Disappear

See also Money, Technology.

Added by PARTYPOPPPER on December 21, 2020| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

7. Money Don't Grow on Cheese

It's true, it doesn't! See also Cheese, Money.

Added by a Guest on May 28, 2020| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

8. Buying Money

See also Money, Recursive.

Added by a Guest on April 27, 2020| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Tattoos

9. A Pyramid Around Your Eye

See also Money.

Added by a Guest on July 8, 2018| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

10. Opening a Piggy Bank with a Hammer

See also Money, Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on June 21, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

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