Entries Tagged “Horses”

Funny Phobias

1. Equestriflatuphobia

The fear of horse farts. See also Flatulence, Horses, Made Up.

Added by a Guest on May 19, 2020| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

2. Horse Butthole Cleaner

See also Horses, Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on May 18, 2020| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

3. Counter Canter

When a horse runs the wrong way. Seriously. Look it up. See also Horses.

Added by a Guest on March 27, 2020| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Books

4. Bombproof Your Horse Shop

See also Horses.

Added by izzyggg on October 4, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Dances

5. The Horse with Ants on It

Get on all fours and kick around like crazy. See also Horses.

Added by a Guest on July 26, 2018| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

6. Prison Horses

Also known as zebras. See also Horses.

Added by PixieUnicorn on June 12, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

7. Horse Dog

Also know as a donkey. See also Horses.

Added by a Guest on May 21, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Places

8. Alexandria Bucephalus

City in modern-day Pakistan founded by Alexander the Great and named after his horse. See also Horses.

Added by a Guest on October 1, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

9. Why Don't They Have Flavoured Hay for Horses?

See also Horses.

Added by awesomeguy21 on June 25, 2017| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

10. Friends are Like Horses. If You Kill Them, They Die.

See also Horses, Violence.

Added by a Guest on August 24, 2016| 9 Comments | You Like This |

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