18 Entries Tagged “Horses”

Funny Quotes

1. Wait, where’d all my money go?

“Oh yeah, I’m riding it.”
? Me on My $5,000 Horse See also Horses, Money.

Added by a Guest on May 23, 2021| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

2. Gummi worms have more bones in them than actual worms.

Look up what gelatin is made of. See also Candy, Horses.

Added by Boredguy on May 10, 2021| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

3. Odd Dog

Also known as a horse. See also Dogs, Horses.

Added by a Guest on March 11, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

4. Barcode Horse

Also known as a zebra. See also Horses, Zoos.

Added by a Guest on January 29, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

5. I have a horse. His name is Mayo. And sometimes Mayo neighs.

See also Horses.

Added by a Guest on October 17, 2020| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

6. Equestriflatuphobia

The fear of horse farts. See also Flatulence, Horses, Made Up.

Added by a Guest on May 19, 2020| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

7. Horse Butthole Cleaner

See also Horses, Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on May 18, 2020| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

8. Counter Canter

When a horse runs the wrong way. Seriously. Look it up. See also Horses.

Added by a Guest on March 27, 2020| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Books

9. Bombproof Your Horse Shop

See also Horses.

Added by izzyggg on October 4, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Dances

10. The Horse with Ants on It

Get on all fours and kick around like crazy. See also Horses.

Added by a Guest on July 26, 2018| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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