Entries Tagged “Candy”
2. For $1, you can buy a candy bar from a vending machine. For $2, you can buy a brick, and get all the candy in the vending machine.
I didn't come up with this, I'm not clever enough. I just don't remember where I originally saw it. See also Candy, Crime.
Why bother if you have no one to share them with? See also Candy.
Fear of sourness or sour things. Raise your hand if you've ever been freaked out by a Sour Patch Kids commercial. See also Candy.
...and thus upsetting the known order of the universe. See also Candy.
10. Freshen Up Gum Shop
Gum that bursts with flavored gel when you bite into it. The gum seemed innocent enough when I chewed it as a kid, but I've noticed it's since been sexed up to "The Gum That Goes Squirt". See also 80's, Candy, Innuendo.