28 Entries Tagged “Candy”
Funny Observations
11. Gummi worms have more bones in them than actual worms.
Look up what gelatin is made of. See also Candy, Horses.
Funny Things
12. The Tic Tac Hustle
Tic Tacs are almost pure sugar, but get away with calling themselves sugar-free because US regulations state that anything less than a gram of sugar is sugar-free, and individual Tic Tacs weigh less than a gram. They’ve been hustling us since 1968. See also Candy.
Funny Things
13. Niggly Wigglies
The tiny paper flag in a Hershey's Kiss. See also Candy, Chocolate.
Funny Foods
14. Sour Patch Kids Cereal Shop
Discontinued, for obvious reasons. See also Breakfast, Candy.
Funny Advice
16. For $1, you can buy a candy bar from a vending machine. For $2, you can buy a brick, and get all the candy in the vending machine.
I didn't come up with this, I'm not clever enough. I just don't remember where I originally saw it. See also Candy, Crime.
Funny Things to Do
17. Eating Kit Kats Without Breaking Them Apart
Why bother if you have no one to share them with? See also Candy.
Funny Phobias
19. Acerophobia
Fear of sourness or sour things. Raise your hand if you've ever been freaked out by a Sour Patch Kids commercial. See also Candy.