47 Entries Tagged “Animals”
Funny Animals
1. Drop Bears
One of Australia's most dangerous native carnivores. Also known as the killer koala. Its Latin name is Phascolarctos Carnivora. It is not a true bear, but is closely related to the koala. It lives in trees and drops down onto passing prey below, killing and eating it. To deter it, spread strong-smelling substances such as vegemite or toothpaste behind your ears. See also Animals, Koalas.
Funny Things to Do
2. Hiding in a Kangaroo's Pouch
Australia—making hide-and-seek exciting since the late 18th century. See also Animals.
Funny Things
3. Livestock Classified Ads
"Elvis is a large Jersey Giant Rooster, weighing close to 10 pounds already. He stands close to 2 feet tall and is very handsome. He is not agressive toward people but is also not the friendliest of our flock. He is crowing and fertilizing eggs!"
"Two Standard Blue Cochins available for purchase from a small, hobby breeder. These birds are around one year old, and they are of large stature and lustrous beauty."
"Registered jersey milk cow for sale. She is 5 years old and very gentle. On good green pasture she will give 8 to 9 gallons per day. " See also Animals.
Funny People
4. Super Serious Guys on Horseback in a Parade
And then, all of a sudden, the horse's tail jerks up, and out comes the reddish-brown plops. See also Animals, Parades.
Funny Advice
6. Better to Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth than to Get Caught Looking in the Other End
See also Animals.
Funny Sayings
7. Higher than a Giraffe's Ass
When someone is really high (on life... or drugs). See also Animals, Drugs.