Funny Instruments

1. Shakers, Maracas, Beans in a Can, and Sand in a Tube

Gives the guitar player or drummer's girlfriend something to play when they are "in the band" that doesn't detract from the REAL music. Quieter than a tambourine, easier to play.

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2. Sax and Violins

My mom doesn't want me to be exposed to them.

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3. Carrot Recorder

There's a YouTube video on how to hollow out a carrot and drill holes in it so you can play it as a recorder. See also Vegetables.

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4. Goat and Sheep Intestines Full of Blood

Inspissate it with mucus, then play it. Basically the vibes.

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5. Rattle Wheel

My hamsters use it all night. It's dreadful. See also Rodents.

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6. Faggoto

An Italian bassoon. See also Italian.

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7. An Ugly Stick

Also known as a broomstick, tin, and a boot. Found mostly on Newfoundland. See also Canadian.

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8. An Empty Pringles Can and a Dream

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9. Beagle Bugle

What you hear all night when you get a puppy. See also Dogs.

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10. Rump Saxophone

Also known as farting. See also Flatulence.

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