Funny Instruments

Funny Instruments

1. Schediphone

A double-belled brass instrument made long ago when “schedi” didn’t have another meaning.

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2. Toenails

They go clickity clack.

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3. Pencil on Desk

Classic percussion instrument.

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4. Thai Nipple Gong

A gong shaped, well, like a nipple.

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5. Serpent

An instrument from the renaissance period.

“What the devil is that!?”
― Mendelssohn, upon hearing a serpent.

(He would go on to use the instrument in many compositions.) See also Snakes.

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6. Violas

A percussion instrument played by smashing it on the floor.

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7. Glass Armonica

If sea shells became a giant instrument, this is what you’d get.

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8. Nyckelharpa

Too much going on to explain.

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9. Pots, Pans, and a Wooden Spoon

For drummers on a budget.

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10. Alphorns

See also Swiss.

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