Funny Instruments

Funny Instruments

1. Squeaking Balloon

Pinch the nozzle and release air for annoying squeaking sound. See also Annoying.

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2. Empty Glass Bottle

Sounds like a foghorn when you blow over the lip; typically used to annoy adults. See also Annoying.

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3. The Unstrument

When you play it, all sound stops.

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4. Slidey Zither

Stretch rubber bands on a long box, then add a cylindrical thin object. Roll the cylindrical object and pluck the rubber band to play a tune. Also known as a Tremoloa. See also Hawaii.

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5. Rubber Band

Stretch between two stationary objects and flick repeatedly. See also Annoying.

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6. The Staircase at Night

Makes more sound than seemingly possible, especially if your family is sleeping or you’re doing something you’re not supposed to.

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7. The Creaky Floorboard

Let’s play and do jumping jacks.

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8. Pen and Table

Especially when you really need to study.

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9. Dill Piccolo

An instrument that only plays sour notes. See also Made Up.

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10. Pots and Pans with Wooden Spoons

The perfect way to start chaos in the kitchen.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on February 19, 2025| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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