Funny Instruments

Funny Instruments

1. Aztec Death Whistle

Perfect instrument for your next local wedding!

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2. The No-Hole Flute

Otherwise know as a drumstick.

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3. Squeaking Balloon

Pinch the nozzle and release air for annoying squeaking sound. See also Annoying.

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4. Empty Glass Bottle

Sounds like a foghorn when you blow over the lip; typically used to annoy adults. See also Annoying.

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5. The Unstrument

When you play it, all sound stops.

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Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny instrument.

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6. Slidey Zither

Stretch rubber bands on a long box, then add a cylindrical thin object. Roll the cylindrical object and pluck the rubber band to play a tune. Also known as a Tremoloa. See also Hawaii.

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7. Rubber Band

Stretch between two stationary objects and flick repeatedly. See also Annoying.

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8. The Staircase at Night

Makes more sound than seemingly possible, especially if your family is sleeping or you’re doing something you’re not supposed to.

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9. The Creaky Floorboard

Let’s play and do jumping jacks.

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10. Pen and Table

Especially when you really need to study.

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