Nothing. The banana cannot talk as it is dead and bananas are mute anyway. Accept this as a fact.
It is Harry Potter, but written by Artificial Intelligence. See also Harry Potter.
Don’t eat it. You will die.
Fear of hats. (Get your mind out of the gutter.) See also Hats.
One of the mysteries of the universe.
The USSR Anthem, but so loud that it sounds like your speakers are not working properly.
It means very good, or excellent.
Fancy term for "Personal space please."
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