Muffy's Entries

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. What Did the Banana Say when It Got Bitten in Half?

Nothing. The banana cannot talk as it is dead and bananas are mute anyway. Accept this as a fact.

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Funny Foods

3. Papyrus’ Spaghetti (UNDERTALE)

Don’t eat it. You will die.

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Funny Questions

6. Why Does Lockdown Suck So Bad?

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Funny Questions

7. Where Do Lost Socks Go?

One of the mysteries of the universe.

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Funny Videos

8. EXTREME USSR Anthem Earrape

The USSR Anthem, but so loud that it sounds like your speakers are not working properly.

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Funny Words

9. Eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious

It means very good, or excellent.

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Funny Euphemisms

10. Get Away from My Canopy of Halitosis.

Fancy term for "Personal space please."

Added by Muffy on December 7, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Muffy

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I am a human, leader of the “Protect the Chickens” club and a loyal CP (Chicken Protector). I am a cat person and I am obsessed with mice.

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