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Funny Anti-Jokes

21. A Man Has Everything in the World He Could Ever Need, Except for One Thing. What is It?

Nothing.

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Funny Books

22. Harry Potter and the Deathly Shallows

This book is about a puddle that kills anyone that steps in it. See also Made Up.

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Funny Foods

23. Snickers Soup

This is actually a real thing. See also Candy.

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Funny Instruments

24. The Ukelelelelelel

An Ukelele, but there are no tunings, only one string and no frets. See also Made Up.

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Funny Insults

25. You Are a Spoilt (b)rat!

Silly rat!

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Funny TV Shows

26. The Slap

Watch the preview for Season 2.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

27. What Did the Slice of Bread Say to the Other Slice of Bread That Was About to be Eaten?

You're toast.

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Funny Euphemisms

28. A Green Isosceles Triangle with an Ellipse in the Middle

Try to guess.

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Funny Euphemisms

29. Bum-holder

Chair.

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Funny Euphemisms

30. Smell of Doom

Burp.

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Muffy

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I am a human, leader of the “Protect the Chickens” club and a loyal CP (Chicken Protector). I am a cat person and I am obsessed with mice.

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