Muffy's Entries
Funny Questions
12. I Wonder How Chickens Feel
when they lay an egg, and then a random farmer just comes along and snatches the egg, smashes it on a hard surface, and eats the egg raw, right in front of them? See also Chickens.
Funny Questions
13. I Wonder How Chickens Feel -
when they lay a perfectly fine egg, and then a farmer just comes along, snatches the egg, takes it back to his/her house, puts it in boiling hot water for 4 minutes while buttering some toast, before taking it out of the water, smashing it with a spoon, stabbing it with a piece of buttered toast, and eating it? See also Chickens.
Funny Advice
15. When Life Gives U Lemons...
Throw them away because they are useless. Nearly everything that life gives you is useless.
Funny Anti-Jokes
16. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road ?
Because it wanted to. Chickens are allowed to do what they want to do. Never question them. Be a poultryist and join the "Protect the Chickens" club, PC for short. Chicken Protecters, stand for the chickens' rights. Don't let the hunters get us down, even if they do literally.
Funny Animals
20. Grasshopper Mouse (or Werewolf Mouse) (this is Real)
It often kills animals which are larger than itself. It is immune to scorpion stings and has extremely quick reflexes. It marks its territory by howling. Listen to it howl.
