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Funny Euphemisms

11. Get Away from My Canopy of Halitosis.

Fancy term for "Personal space please."

Added by Muffy on December 7, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

12. I Wonder How Chickens Feel -

when they lay a perfectly fine egg, and then a farmer just comes along, snatches the egg, takes it back to his/her house, puts it in boiling hot water for 4 minutes while buttering some toast, before taking it out of the water, smashing it with a spoon, stabbing it with a piece of buttered toast, and eating it? See also Chickens.

Added by Muffy on December 7, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

13. I Wonder How Chickens Feel

when they lay an egg, and then a random farmer just comes along and snatches the egg, smashes it on a hard surface, and eats the egg raw, right in front of them? See also Chickens.

Added by Muffy on December 7, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

14. Brouhaha:

An overexcited response.

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Funny Advice

15. When Life Gives U Lemons...

Throw them away because they are useless. Nearly everything that life gives you is useless.

Added by Muffy on July 15, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

16. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road ?

Because it wanted to. Chickens are allowed to do what they want to do. Never question them. Be a poultryist and join the "Protect the Chickens" club, PC for short. Chicken Protecters, stand for the chickens' rights. Don't let the hunters get us down, even if they do literally.

Added by Muffy on July 15, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

17. You're Like the Neck of a Roast Chicken

No one likes you.

Added by Muffy on July 15, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

18. Can You Melt, Evaporate or Sublimate a Human?

Let's find out!

Added by Muffy on July 15, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

19. Grasshopper Mouse (or Werewolf Mouse) (this is Real)

It often kills animals which are larger than itself. It is immune to scorpion stings and has extremely quick reflexes. It marks its territory by howling. Listen to it howl.

Added by Muffy on July 12, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

20. The Moose

It is a pudding that usually comes chocolate-flavoured.

Added by Muffy on July 12, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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I am a human, leader of the “Protect the Chickens” club and a loyal CP (Chicken Protector). I am a cat person and I am obsessed with mice.

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