1. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn’t Come Back?
My dad. See also Dads.
2. My Wife Says I’m Dead, but I’m Really Just Ghosting Her
3. How to Fall Down a Flight of Stairs
4. I Put the Sexy in Dyslexia
5. My wife told me I'm bad with directions so I packed up and right.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny anti-joke?
6. How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?
You open the door.
7. What do you call an adult who goes to school?
A teacher. See also Schools.
8. This is Not a Drill
No seriously, this is a computer. Stop trying to drill a hole with it.
9. What Do You Call an Elephant with No Ears?
It’s still an elephant. See also Elephants.
10. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?
Stolen. You should give it back—that’s not right. See also Cheese.