Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. What Do You Call a Slow Turtle?

A turtle. See also Reptiles.

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2. My Grief Counsellor Died Yesterday, and He’s So Good, I Don’t Even Care

See also Death, Therapy.

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3. What Do You Call a Potato That's Upside Down?

A potato. See also Potato.

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4. A Termite Walks into a Bar and Asks, is the Bar Tender Here?

See, because he’s looking for a bar that is tender to eat.

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5. What Do You Call an Elephant with Large Ears?

An elephant.

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6. What Do You Call a Medical Student Who Graduates Last in Their Class?

Doctor.

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7. What’s White and Annoying at Breakfast?

An avalanche.

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8. Why is Crime So Low in Iceland?

Because it’s illegal.

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9. What Did the Alligator Drink at the Gym?

Water.

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10. What is a Dog’s Favorite Color?

Woof. See also Dogs.

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