Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. What's the Difference Between a Blonde and a Bowling Ball?

A blonde is a human with a specific hair colour, while a bowling ball is a ball typically used in the sport of ten pin bowling.

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2. What Do You Call a Pencil Sharpener That Can't Sharpen Pencils?

Broken.

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4. A Roman Walks into a Bar and Holds Up Two Fingers

He says, "I'll take five beers, please."

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5. What Do You Get when You Mix Things That Shouldn't be Mixed?

A pug. See also Dogs.

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6. I've Got 99 Problems and I'm Seeing a Therapist About Them

See also Doctors.

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7. What Do You Get when You Cross a Madwoman and a Gardener?

A child.

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8. What Did the Boy with No Arms Get for Christmas?

Gloves! Just kidding, I have no idea. He hasn't opened it. See also Christmas.

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9. What Do You Call a Fish with No Eyes?

Blind. See also Fish.

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10. What Do You Call a Guy Wearing High-heels?

By his name.

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