Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. Why Did the Doctor Bring a Ladder to Work?

Because he could not reach the top shelf. See also Doctors.

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2. What Begins with “F” and Ends with “uck.”

Incorrect. What begins with “W” and ends with “hat.” See also Profanity.

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3. A Wendigo Walks into a Bar

You are sat at the bar.

“Woah, is that a wendigo?” you ask, incredulous.

Turns out its not a wendigo but your friend, Steve.

Ah, Steve.

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4. Why Are Fire Trucks Red?

Maybe fire trucks are like herrings, which are fish that are naturally silver, but when smoked, turn red. They also become so pungent that their scent can throw dogs off a trail. Which is why “a red herring” is something that misleads you or distracts you from the relevant question.

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5. A Child Became Determined to Burn His Home Down…

His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across his wife and stated, “That’s arson.” See also Fire, Puns.

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6. How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and humorless. See also German.

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7. What Do You Call a Dog on a Skateboard, Eating Pizza, Telling You to “Hop On?”

Talented, and also really cool. See also Dogs.

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8. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn’t Come Back?

My dad. See also Dads.

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9. My Wife Says I’m Dead, but I’m Really Just Ghosting Her

See also Ghosts, Marriage.

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10. How to Fall Down a Flight of Stairs

Step 1
Step 2
Step 4
Step 7
Step 11
Floor

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