Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. Anti-Jokes Are Much Better Than Uncle Jokes

See also Family.

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2. Why Do Birds Fly South During the Winter?

It’s quicker than walking. See also Birds.

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3. What Has 18 Legs, 18 Arms, and 18 Eyes?

The Supreme Court.

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4. How Many Heads Does a Man Swimming in the Arctic Ocean Have?

One.

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5. What Do You Call a Slow Turtle?

A turtle. See also Reptiles.

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6. My Grief Counsellor Died Yesterday, and He’s So Good, I Don’t Even Care

See also Death, Therapy.

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7. What Do You Call a Potato That's Upside Down?

A potato. See also Potato.

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8. A Termite Walks into a Bar and Asks, is the Bar Tender Here?

See, because he’s looking for a bar that is tender to eat.

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9. What Do You Call an Elephant with Large Ears?

An elephant.

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10. What Do You Call a Medical Student Who Graduates Last in Their Class?

Doctor.

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