Funny Anti-Jokes

1. What Do You Call a Male Ladybug?

A ladybug. See also Insects.

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2. Why is Six Afraid of Seven?

Because it is a bigger number.

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3. What Do You Call an Old Snowman?

Water.

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4. What Do You Call a Dog With One Ear?

Anything, the dog can still hear you. See also Dogs.

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5. What Do You Call an Invisible Moon?

A new moon. See also Astronomy.

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6. And as many people have said, “Uhh, umm.”

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7. Jokes about communism are only funny if everyone gets them.

See also Communism.

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8. What Does My Dad and Nemo Have in Common?

They both can't be found. See also Dark, Fish.

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9. A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.

“You can’t cut me down,” the tree complains, “I’m a Talking Tree!”
The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.” See also Magic, Puns, Trees.

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10. I Threw a Boomerang a Few Years Ago…

Now I live in constant fear.

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