Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. What’s Red and Not There?

No strawberries.

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2. What Do You Call a Burrito with No Filling?

A tortilla.

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3. Women Are Like Strawberries; Sometimes They’re in Grocery Stores

See also Fruits, Women.

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4. What Causes Dry Skin?

A towel.

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5. What Do a Helicopter and a Refrigerator Have in Common?

Neither of them are a banana.

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6. Why Did the Doctor Bring a Ladder to Work?

Because he could not reach the top shelf. See also Doctors.

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7. What Begins with “F” and Ends with “uck.”

Incorrect. What begins with “W” and ends with “hat.” See also Profanity.

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8. A Wendigo Walks into a Bar

You are sat at the bar.

“Woah, is that a wendigo?” you ask, incredulous.

Turns out its not a wendigo but your friend, Steve.

Ah, Steve.

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9. Why Are Fire Trucks Red?

Maybe fire trucks are like herrings, which are fish that are naturally silver, but when smoked, turn red. They also become so pungent that their scent can throw dogs off a trail. Which is why “a red herring” is something that misleads you or distracts you from the relevant question.

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10. A Child Became Determined to Burn His Home Down…

His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across his wife and stated, “That’s arson.” See also Fire, Puns.

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