Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. This is Not a Drill

No seriously, this is a computer. Stop trying to drill a hole with it.

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2. What Do You Call an Elephant with No Ears?

It’s still an elephant. See also Elephants.

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3. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?

Stolen. You should give it back—that’s not right. See also Cheese.

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4. What’s Black and White and Red All Over?

Due to the expansive nature of the universe, many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

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5. Two chemists walk into a bar. One says, “I’ll take a glass of H2O.” The other says, “I’ll take a glass of H2O too.”

Since the bartender is not a chemist, he has no idea that H2O2 is the chemical formula for hydrogen peroxide, and gives both chemists a glass of water. See also Chemistry.

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6. What did the Swede say to the other Swede after seeing a wolf?

I don’t know, I don’t speak Swedish. Probably something like, “Look, a wolf.” See also Swedish.

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7. Why Can’t You Ever Find Pigs Hiding in Trees?

Because pigs can’t climb trees.

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8. What Do You Call an Old Calendar?

I don’t know. Sorry guys.

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9. What’s Worse than Getting Swallowed by a Black Hole?

Who knows? See also Space.

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10. What Do You Call a Male Ladybug?

A ladybug. See also Insects.

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