Funny Anti-Jokes

1. What Do You Call a Duck That Can't Swim?

A failure. See also Birds.

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2. Why Didn't the Ghost Go to the Dance Party?

Because he was shy and didn't want to interfere with people's lives.

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3. What Do You Call a Kangaroo in the North Pole?

Lost.

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4. Knock Knock

Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.” See also Grammer.

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5. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?

Stolen. Stealing is bad and you should return it.

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6. You Know What Makes Me Sad?

A lack of serotonin.

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7. Think of a Number Between 0 and 20.

Add 32.
Multiply it by 2.
Subtract 1.
Close your eyes.
Dark, isn't it?
See also Math, Pranks.

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8. What Do You Call a Hippo with No Head, Eyes, Body or Legs?

A hippo tail. Nothing else is left.

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9. Here's One for You: 1

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10. What Do You Call a Pregnant Woman When Her Child is Born?

A mother. See also Parents.

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