Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. Why Do Elephants Wear Blue Tennis Shoes?

The white ones get dirty too fast. See also Shoes.

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2. Two Fish Are in a Tank

One turns to the other and asks, “How do you drive this thing?” Then the fish die due to lack of water. See also Fish.

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3. What Do You Call a Fly with No Wings?

Still a fly—the irony is unfortunate. See also Insects.

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4. My Three Favorite Things in Life Are the Oxford Comma, Irony, and Missed Opportunities

This one took me a sec when I first heard it, but think about it.

Added by liyana on December 5, 2019| 11 Comments | You Like This |

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5. What Did Darth Vader Say to Anakin?

Nothing. Darth Vader doesn't speak to himself. See also Star Wars.

Added by a Guest on November 14, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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6. What Do Vampires and Zombies Have in Common?

Neither one of them is real. See also Monsters.

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7. What Do You Call Darth Vader with a Cape?

Darth Vader. See also Star Wars.

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8. Wanna Hear a Word I Just Made Up?

Plagiarism.

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9. What Has Two Thumbs and Walks?

Most people.

Added by brainbeater on October 19, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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10. What Has Four Letters, Sometimes Has Nine Letters, but Never Has Five.

True fact.

Added by MrRicky on September 10, 2019| 30 Comments | You Like This |

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