Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.”

So we stopped playing chess. See also Chess, Games.

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2. What do you call a cat stuck in a tree?

Any suggestions? It seems a common enough occurrence to have a name for it at this point. See also Cats, Trees.

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3. What program do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi. See also Star Wars.

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4. Bees?

Carrot.

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5. I like to tell Dad jokes… sometimes he laughs.

See also Dad Jokes.

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6. What do you call a rock that tells jokes?

A funny rock. See also Rocks.

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7. What Do You Call a Llama Starting a Fire?

An arsonist. See also Fire, Llamas.

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8. What is Love?

Love means to be deeply committed and connected to someone or something.
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Baby don’t hurt me.

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9. What do you call your best friend?

With your cell phone. See also Friends.

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10. What brown and sticky?

Maple syrup.

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