Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. What’s White and Annoying at Breakfast?

An avalanche.

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2. Why is Crime So Low in Iceland?

Because it’s illegal.

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3. What Did the Alligator Drink at the Gym?

Water.

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4. What is a Dog’s Favorite Color?

Woof. See also Dogs.

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5. How Many Apples Grow on a Tree?

All of them. See also Fruits.

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6. My Friend Told Me the Other Day That I Don’t Understand Irony, but That’s Ironic Because We Were at a Bus Stop

See also Ironic.

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7. I’m on a Seafood Diet

When I see food, if it’s fish, I eat it.

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8. What Does a Horse Do on a Weekend?

The same as on weekdays, because they don’t work. See also Horses.

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9. I told my friend that she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

She really did. See also Beauty.

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10. How are Cigarettes and Dynamite Alike?

They’re both completely harmless until you light and stick it in your mouth.

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