Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. I've Got 99 Problems and I'm Seeing a Therapist About Them

See also Doctors.

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2. What Do You Get when You Cross a Madwoman and a Gardener?

A child.

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3. What Did the Boy with No Arms Get for Christmas?

Gloves! Just kidding, I have no idea. He hasn't opened it. See also Christmas.

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4. What Do You Call a Fish with No Eyes?

Blind. See also Fish.

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5. What Do You Call a Guy Wearing High-heels?

By his name.

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6. What Do You Call a Man with a Knife in His Back?

An ambulance.

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7. Knock Knock, Who's There? John. John Who?

It's just John.

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8. What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar?

Pay the manufacturer's suggested retail price. See also Dessert.

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9. What’s the Difference Between 36.9802 and 14.6327?

22.3475 See also Math.

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10. What Do You Get when You Cross a Fry and Ketchup

A tasty meal.

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