Funny Anti-Jokes

1. What Has Four Letters, Sometimes Has Nine Letters, but Never Has Five.

True fact.

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2. Did You Know That a Dog Can Jump Higher than a House?

It's due to the dog's powerful hind legs and the fact that houses can't jump. See also Dogs.

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3. What's Blue and White and Sits in a Tree?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket.

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4. What Do You Call a Cow Without Any Legs?

Sad. See also Farming.

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5. What Does a Tree and a Dog Have in Common?

Bark. See also Dogs, Trees.

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6. What Did One Frenchman Say to the Other?

I have no idea, I don't speak French. See also French.

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7. What Do You Call a Joke That Isn't Funny?

A sentence.

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8. What's the difference between a parking lot and an aquarium?

One is a place for cars to park and one is a place to see fish.

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9. The Past, Present, and Future Walk into a Bar

It was tense. See also Grammar.

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10. People Say Congrats Because They Can't Spell Conrajuationz

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