Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. What's the Difference Between a Millennial and a Baby Boomer?

Their age.

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2. What Do You Call a Baby with a Tiger?

Bad parenting.

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3. What Did the Worm Say to the Snail?

Nothing, neither worms nor snails can talk.

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4. An Owl and a Squirrel Are Sitting in a Tree, Watching a Farmer Go Around

The owl looks over to the squirrel and says nothing. The owl then eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey. See also Birds, Rodents.

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5. What Do You Call Nachos Without Cheese?

Tortilla chips See also Snacks.

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6. What's the Difference Between Glue, Tuna, and a Piano?

Glue is a school supply.
Tuna is an animal.
Pianos are instruments.
Lots of differences.

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7. What Do You Call a Blonde with a Broken Leg?

An ambulance.

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8. What Do You Call Someone Who Can Find the Square Root of 326,769?

Good at math. See also Math.

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9. What's the Difference Between a Blonde and a Bowling Ball?

A blonde is a human with a specific hair colour, while a bowling ball is a ball typically used in the sport of ten pin bowling.

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10. What Do You Call a Pencil Sharpener That Can't Sharpen Pencils?

Broken.

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