Funny Anti-Jokes
Funny Anti-Jokes
12. My Wife Says I’m Dead, but I’m Really Just Ghosting Her
Funny Anti-Jokes
14. I Put the Sexy in Dyslexia
Funny Anti-Jokes
15. My wife told me I'm bad with directions so I packed up and right.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny anti-joke.
Funny Anti-Jokes
18. This is Not a Drill
No seriously, this is a computer. Stop trying to drill a hole with it.
Funny Anti-Jokes
19. What Do You Call an Elephant with No Ears?
It’s still an elephant. See also Elephants.
Funny Anti-Jokes
20. Two chemists walk into a bar. One says, “I’ll take a glass of H2O.” The other says, “I’ll take a glass of H2O too.”
Since the bartender is not a chemist, he has no idea that H2O2 is the chemical formula for hydrogen peroxide, and gives both chemists a glass of water. See also Chemistry.