Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

11. Did You Know Elephants are from Space?

Me neither.

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12. I bet you $8326434537461701…

… that you just skipped over the numbers and didn’t even realize I put a letter in there.

And then that you went back to check and realized there was no letter at all.

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13. What Food Do Crabs Hate?

Crab cake. See also Seafood.

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14. Our Brain Skips the Second “the”.

Read it again. I just wasted your time.

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15. What’s Red and Not There?

No strawberries.

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16. What Do You Call a Burrito with No Filling?

A tortilla.

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17. Women Are Like Strawberries; Sometimes They’re in Grocery Stores

See also Fruits, Women.

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18. What Causes Dry Skin?

A towel.

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19. What Do a Helicopter and a Refrigerator Have in Common?

Neither of them are a banana.

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20. Why Did the Doctor Bring a Ladder to Work?

Because he could not reach the top shelf. See also Doctors.

Added by a Guest on February 19, 2024| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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