Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

11. What Do You Call Someone Who Can Find the Square Root of 326,769?

Good at math. See also Math.

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12. What's the Difference Between a Blonde and a Bowling Ball?

A blonde is a human with a specific hair colour, while a bowling ball is a ball typically used in the sport of ten pin bowling.

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13. What Do You Call a Pencil Sharpener That Can't Sharpen Pencils?

Broken.

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15. A Roman Walks into a Bar and Holds Up Two Fingers

He says, "I'll take five beers, please."

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16. What Do You Get when You Mix Things That Shouldn't be Mixed?

A pug. See also Dogs.

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17. I've Got 99 Problems and I'm Seeing a Therapist About Them

See also Doctors.

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18. What Do You Get when You Cross a Madwoman and a Gardener?

A child.

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19. What Did the Boy with No Arms Get for Christmas?

Gloves! Just kidding, I have no idea. He hasn't opened it. See also Christmas.

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20. What Do You Call a Fish with No Eyes?

Blind. See also Fish.

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