Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

11. Why is Crime So Low in Iceland?

Because it’s illegal.

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12. What Did the Alligator Drink at the Gym?

Water.

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13. What is a Dog’s Favorite Color?

Woof. See also Dogs.

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14. How Many Apples Grow on a Tree?

All of them. See also Fruits.

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15. My Friend Told Me the Other Day That I Don’t Understand Irony, but That’s Ironic Because We Were at a Bus Stop

See also Ironic.

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16. I’m on a Seafood Diet

When I see food, if it’s fish, I eat it.

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17. What Does a Horse Do on a Weekend?

The same as on weekdays, because they don’t work. See also Horses.

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18. I told my friend that she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

She really did. See also Beauty.

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19. How are Cigarettes and Dynamite Alike?

They’re both completely harmless until you light and stick it in your mouth.

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20. Did You Know Elephants are from Space?

Me neither.

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